Today as I was driving home, in the middle lane, I switched into the right lane. Then I thought,"why am I here, I hate the right lane and I don't need to be in it." I don't know why I did that.
but if you kill the right lane, the middle lane(or the left lane depending on if its a 2 or 3 lane road) will then become the right lane that you loathe so much... think about that one.
you can still kill it and beat it up so you dont have to drive in it and it will still be there, its brutally mutilated corpse rotting in the arizona road-melting rain, but you wont drive in it.... and all its pot-holed anti-glory
you must love all lanes...one cannot just stay in one lane at all times...one must weave in and out of different lanes to get to the destination faster...at least thats what i do
in order to do thus, one must own the millinium falcon and one must have proper training in said vehicle. one can not just get on road in Ford P. O. S. and accomplish such feats as the 3 lane weave or the single fingered cut off. these are for the true champions.
the right lane is a must for right turns though, I must say. making it from the left is absolutely horrid!
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Racing down Tatum at 70MPH before we saw "Guess Who?" CLASSIC!
...and getting our asses handed to us by that guy in the Hemi...lol!
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<3 jake
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the right lane is a must for right turns though, I must say. making it from the left is absolutely horrid!
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