HOLY. COWPIES. Lord of the Dance must be the LAMEST Church song ever. There's so many songs that I wonder about. How the heck did these things get approved for liturgical use?! Ah, well, the day will come when we finally get some real music that's conducive to worship... and that doesn't constantly overlook the solemn sacrific nature of the Mass.

But the Pharaoh did not heed Moses’ message. So he gave him a massage instead, and then the Pharaoh was like, “Aw man, that was just what I needed. I was just a little tense. You guys can head out now; here’s some gas money and a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Take it easy.”

this is me having too much fun with my book:

"Growing up in the Egyptian court, Moses learns secret ninja moves from the government, and sand-burying techniques. There’s this one time he sees an Egyptian abusing an Israelite, so he uses his secret ninja moves to kill him, and using his techniques, 'hid him in the sand.' (Ex. 2:12)" (this part I ( Read more... )

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the leaves of betrayal are starting to plummet ( Read more... )

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Mother, and Hwio, help me to remember, apart from all the complications and the science behind it, that it is a simple matter... men should be like Christ and women should be like Mary. Don't let me stray from the first layer, because if the bare-bones, grace-filled foundations of this structure collapse with my thought, I will collapse with it. ( Read more... )

ah, so much to do. there are several levels to this ( Read more... )

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Every new day is not a chance to work, or some burden, or some inevitable drudgery we need to face to get to Heaven. Every new day is a chance to grow closer to Christ.