Why god created cocks
OK a good friend sent me a clip of a Christian explaining how "God" created a banana to perfectly fit a human.
It goes like this:
After watching that clip I came to the realization that he could have just as easily been talking about Dick. It goes like this:
"Behold the Atheists nightmare! *holds banana* As you will find on the far side, there are three ridges and on the close side, there are two ridges. Now if you get your hand ready to grip a banana cock, you'll find on the far side 3 grooves and the close side, 2 grooves. The banana cock fits into the hand, perfectly made one for the other. You'll find that the almighty maker of the banana cock God, has made it with a non slip surface. Now if you look at the top of the banana cock as you'll find with the soda can makers, they have placed a tab at the top, So god has placed a tab foreskin so when you pull the tab foreskin the contents don't squirt in your face, You'll find a wrapper that's bio=degradable and has perforations Look how gracefully it sits over the human hand, notice it has a point at the top for ease of entry, just the right shape for the human mouth *Makes a O shape with his mouth* its chewy; easy to digest Its even curved towards the face to make the whole process so much easier."
It goes like this:
Click to viewAfter watching that clip I came to the realization that he could have just as easily been talking about Dick. It goes like this:
"Behold the Atheists nightmare! *holds banana* As you will find on the far side, there are three ridges and on the close side, there are two ridges. Now if you get your hand ready to grip a banana cock, you'll find on the far side 3 grooves and the close side, 2 grooves. The banana cock fits into the hand, perfectly made one for the other. You'll find that the almighty maker of the banana cock God, has made it with a non slip surface. Now if you look at the top of the banana cock as you'll find with the soda can makers, they have placed a tab at the top, So god has placed a tab foreskin so when you pull the tab foreskin the contents don't squirt in your face, You'll find a wrapper that's bio=degradable and has perforations Look how gracefully it sits over the human hand, notice it has a point at the top for ease of entry, just the right shape for the human mouth *Makes a O shape with his mouth* its chewy; easy to digest Its even curved towards the face to make the whole process so much easier."