The Jessicas in my life...*

[hfkmd]

*This entry is dedicated to mstmi.

Comments

[der_erlkoenig]

I think you should specify that the teeth were used as décor in the diorama and not tools. I loved that thing.

[hfkmd]

I'll have to ask her what became of that piece. She once wrote a short story in high school that contained a graphic description of a toilet sucking down a mound of crap, and I think it won the literary fair.

[priest_s]

I'm not sure what this says about me, but I assumed you meant the teeth were decor. "Used as tools" didn't even occur to me until I read that comment...

[hfkmd]

I'm with you on that one. I would've worded that statement differently (e.g. "...making dioramas featuring his own teeth...") if I'd anticipated that anyone would assume otherwise...

[transzero]

I thought the same thing about teeth being used as the tools. I was picturing some poor soul with no arms hunched over this school project using nothing but his mouth and feet.

[hfkmd]

I think you and Jessica would get on very well; she's a big fan of devil-worshipping techno and Live! with Regis and Kelly.

[transzero]

I had sex with Jessica for a year and a half. Now she has a one inch mound of flesh, where her penis used to be and where her vagina never was. She would scream out the name 'Tommy Gnosis' in the throws of passion, or what I would call a mercy fuck. Good times! I am the original wound fucker!