Oh my freakin' God. If anyone ever wants to see a very entertaining sight, simply make me watch a scary movie. I just came home from watching "The Shining" at Christy's. It wasn't scary persay, just really really disturbing. Stanley Kubrick is amazing. I am so tripped out right now...that had to have been the longest car ride home ever. I was ( Read more... )

Stole these from Katie's profile:

We'll regret those things we thought of but didn't ever do...

On the way home, this car hears my confessions...
I think tonight I'll take the long way

*Grin*

"On a Favourite Cat, Drowned in a ( Read more... )

Am I the only one who has ever wondered why there are 10 hotdogs sold in a pack, and only 8 buns in a package? Well, I have discovered this answer (thanks to my brother) and will now enlighten you ( Read more... )

Played my last soccer game ever. *Sniff* We won like 10-2 because my boys are awesome and I love every single one of them. And my girls too. Can't forget about my package, Amy. And although Courtney's ass hurt inexplicably, she still managed to score an AMAZING goal. As did Ryan (2 of them actually), Mark, Sasha, and lots of others whom I ( Read more... )

How's this for a paradox: A twin pack of air at Best Buy costs $9. That's right. A single bottle of emptiness costs $4.50. In Wal-mart, just a few aisles away from the can of compressed air, a bottle of aresol hairspray costs $0.99.
How can a bottle of nothing cost more than a bottle of something?

How is it possible for the weather to change so dramatically in such a short amount of time ( Read more... )

I just spent the past 2 hours doing something I haven't done in....6 months or so ( Read more... )

The 45-days are up.
I'm legal.

Not like that! Not until July that is...
;-)

I Chop Some Parsley While Listening to Art Blakey's Version of "Three Blind Mice ( Read more... )