OK, you can't make fun of me too much. Save the speech about how I'm seventeen and should have gotten this done a long time ago, or the fact that I'm a complete and utter loser (well, we had already established that a long time ago). But....I GOT MY LICENSE TODAY! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! *Does celebratory dance* *Does another, just for ( Read more... )

Silly silly Century. Those silly silly gooses. "This summer, counselors and administrators gave individual attention to your requests and attempted to resolve any conflicts that arose" my ass (said as in "Single my ass" from Chicago). Look at my original schedule ( Read more... )

As I am now sitting here, eating my dinner of approximately 20 Barnum and Bailey's Animal Crackers and chocolate milk, I am disgusted with myself. My ass has apparently decided to grow approximately 2834792856078165876430587362587103876832568921765874651897568239658764.987763 (raised to the third power) times it's normal size in the past week and ( Read more... )

Goodness gracious. It's amazing how quickly a week can go by. It literally feels like I've only been gone for like 2 days. Here's the wrap up ( Read more... )

Off to Rehobeth Beach/ South Georgia tomorrow! *Does celebratory dance*. I'm so happy. And I'm not really sure why. Don't get me wrong, I love vacation...but not this much. Honestly, I'll be sitting in the car for 2 1/2 hours to go to the beach, which we probably won't go to. But, I'll get to see my brother which is wonderful considering I ( Read more... )

The most random song EVER just popped into my head: You guys are all going to think that I'm insane, but nothing different from normal. Ok- Does ANYONE remember the show Doug? Not Disney's Doug, that's just gross. But the GOOD Doug from when you were like 8? Ok, do you remember the episode where Doug writes the song about Patti Mayonnaise and ( Read more... )

Well this has been quite a week of discoveries for me ( Read more... )

I just want to say that I do not deserve friends. At all. And I'm sure most of you would agree wholeheartedly. And sadly, as true as that is- I still have them. I don't understand. My birthday was wonderful. Spetacular. Marvelous. Spifftastic. Truly Scrumptious. Lovely. And all of the above. I went with Christy to watch Sampy play ( Read more... )

Well, no molestation at work today...BUT I did miss something very exciting. Last week Wal-Mart had to be evacuated because someone called CVS and said that the Wal-Mart would explode at *insert time*. CVS called in the bomb threat and it was evacuated. WELL, today at about 12:45 (I was off) a lady called the Pharmacy and said to Taun "Wal-Mart ( Read more... )

OMG, I was winkied AGAIN (for those of you who are not aware of this vocabulary please: a) listen to the Chitty Chitty Bang Bang soundtrack, Song #17 "Kiddi Widdy Winkies" or b) read the following definition: to be violated and or contaminated by a chi-mo, sexual predator, or creepy old guy. Etmology: coined at Ice Planet with T, Courtney and I ( Read more... )