Yeah: Dick-measuring & comparing seems like th oldest transaction known 2 self-aware man. Steve's brilliant; but I once had a friend try 2 tell me Shakespeare invented love, so who knows.
steve-a-rino here; i should have said that serious empirical dick measurement according to the scientific method has been going on for about a century (in 2009, more like about 115 years). as far as whipping it out and challenging your contestant to a swordfight, that's been going on a lot longer. ask sarianna. she'll vouch for my being hung like a soup can. she'll also vouch for my being a 29-year-old virgin. bitches run when they see the flaccid cream of mushroom soup can.
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