When theres a fruit fly flying by an elephant and the elephant is peeing, does the fly have any concept that the elephant is peeing or what pee is? someone please tell me what you think and please try to be as in depth as possible cause it would give me lots of comfort ( Read more... )

What did the clock say to the man?

"Can you read me? I cant tell time."

"Someone told me once that there's a right and wrong, and that punishment would come to those who dare to cross the line. But it must not be true for jerk-offs like you. Maybe it takes longer to catch a total asshole. But I'm tired of waiting. Maybe it's just bullshit and I should play GOD, and shoot you myself. Because I'm tired of waiting. ( Read more... )

What did the hat say to the Bifocals?

" I'm ON TOP!"

DILLINGER WAS SO AWESOME!!!!! That was the coolest effing show I have ever seen. Me, Roman, and Greg got there right for dillingers set and greg pushed up all the way to the front. They opened with Panasonic Youth and I started flipping out already. haha Chris pennie looked at me while he was drumming and I was like YOU FUCKING ROCK MAN! and ( Read more... )

IM GOIN TO GO GO VOTE!!!! YIPPE KAYYAAAYYY!!!! I wish i could get ice cream cake like greg and janet are. I need to go to sam ash so i can buy neat new signature series drumsticks. YEY ( Read more... )

So i went to rutgers to visit my dear allison and we had the best best best of times. We just spent quality time together walking around and having fun cafeteria adventures. We watched movies and got late night junk food. We had our music exchanges. ( I have so many cool cds thanks to you, love ( Read more... )

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
Odin's LurgyCause:stressSymptoms:smell of brimstone, gurgling, 80s haircutCure:take four ibuprofen a day until it goes away

SO finally after three whole damn months, My linkage for my double bass pedals arrived from the DW warehouse all the way to guitar center. I ordered that shit in like July. I cant even begin to imagine a custom drumset coming in the mail. Im sure it would be an eternity. Ive been playing with one pedal for so long its like a new world now. I have ( Read more... )

Yeah thats that. supposedly there is a show booked for the day after thanksgiving. To make up for the halloween show that never is gonna happen. I will keep yall posted. Oh yea , Amo a mi bella! <3<3<3<3<3