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The past few days. ugh.
Chaste life is looking good.
Six: *happy dance*
Six: I feel the cigarettes work well as payment. *nods*
Lai: you know, he's not property. He's a person.
Six: I figure that if the girl can be property, he can too. *pleased look*
Lai: But she's not either
Six: Is to him and his lot. He's getting much better under my tutelage. *another pleased look* Am obviously a good influence
Lai: ... define 'good'
Six: Hmm.
Six: *shrugs*
Lai: *sighs* You used to be one of the 'good guys', I've been told. What happened to you? What's corrupted your morals?
Six: I went through a period of self-loathing and cardboard personality. I got over that.
Lai: Thus becoming a more 'wraithier' self again?
Six: No, just becoming myself again.
Six: I did do things originally to catch Sauron's attentions. hmph
Lai: I suppose that's true. Poor easily corrupted mortals *shakes head*
Six: You say it like this is a hardship
Lai: *laughs* I say it like you're a bunch of pathetic nothings and I'm a fucking arrogant Elf. *dramatically places his hand to his forehead* Oh woe and bemoan the race of mortals for they are frail
Six: *hits Lai with a rock and hides a wince*
Lai: Ah! úan.
Six: well, that was satisfying
Lai: You know, I might actually have liked you if you weren't so mean and terrorizing all my friends.
Six: Oh well. I can sense this is a big loss to my person. I mourn.
Lai: :P Jerk
Six: No, really! Sadness. I'm going to go cheer myself up with the easterling.
Lai: ...
Six: yes?
Lai: Your wife approves of this?
Six: Haven't asked. Don't really care
Lai: well that's a great attitude for a healthy marriage *rolls his eyes*
Six: How's the chinchilla?
Lai: As cute and stubborn as ever.
Six: well. Good on it. *smiles and fades* Like I said. Off to the Easterling. And he is getting much better, hardly makes any noise at all now. *teleports*
Lai: *bunches up his lips in frustration*
Lai: what did you do to Rumi?
Yaban: nooothing o.o
Lai: WHAT DID YOU DO?
Yaban: *holds up the happily chittering Rumi*
Lai: ok good
Yaban: *waves some warg jerky* I used him as bait
Lai: That wasn't very nice
Yaban: He was fine. *pets* The warg never got close
Lai: Better not have been. I don't want you taking such risks with nin melethron
Yaban: he ran when he heard the first noise and I was already stabbing when it poked its head out. 'm good at this. Don't want my pet to get eaten
Lai: k... if you say so. I'm still a bit uneasy about it, though
Yaban: Wanted meat so Mareke would stop asking to eat him
Lai: you could have just gone into town and bought some
Yaban: where's the fun in that?
Lai: ...
Yaban: *cuddles Chinchirumi*
Lai: *pouts a bit* ... *sighs* *resists urge to grab a cigarette*
Yaban: Why aren't you smoking? *eskimo kisses Chinchirumi* you're so cuuute
Lai: I want to, but the smell bothers Sil, so I'm trying not to do it so much
Yaban: okay. *plays with Chinchirumi*
Yaban: y'know. Just because you've got a bunch of new ones. *feeds Chinchirumi*
Lai: I know... I just... I don't want to bother Sil, especially with him pregnant and everything...
Lai: ...are you ok, though?
Yaban: hmm?
Lai: With Six, I mean...
Yaban: *shrugs*
Lai: I really wish there was something I could do, to keep him from just shwoing up whenever he wants
Yaban: *shrugs again*
Lai: *looks down* sorry. I guess I'm really kind of useless
Yaban: s'okay...
Lai: *sits on the ground and grabs a cigarette* I've been just useless to everyne, lately
Yaban: well, you helped me when you had Sae and Ame help me find Mareke...
Lai: but I didn't actually do anything there
Yaban: I'm searching, okay
Lai: don't bother. I'm useless, I've come to terms with this, it's ok.
Yaban: :/
Lai: *obviously has not had his cure-all solution in a while, as both husbands are currently unable...* *smokes*
Yaban: *would offer except recalls your statement about lai not being allowed anymore*
Lai: *is a good little faithful husband anyway*
Yaban: *plays with Chinchirumi*
Lai: *watches* he seems happy...
Yaban: 's probably easier being a pet.
Lai: certainly suits the way he likes to live
Yaban: *cuddle*
Yaban: *thinks about it and gives Lai a cuddle too*
Lai: *curls up and starts sobbing*
Yaban: ...o.o
Lai: ;_;
Yaban: *hug*
Lai: *insanely stressed*
Yaban: I'm sorry o.o
Lai: Not your fault... it's just a million little things all happening at the same time
Yaban: is there a way I could make it better? o.o
Lai: not really. Unless you have a cure for insomnia? That being the biggest problem
Yaban: I do. Tea.
Lai: I've tried 8 kinds of tea. None helped
Yaban: *flips Chinchirumi onto his back and scritches him*
Lai: I miss him. *nods at Rumi* He's so much more to me then just a pretty face, you know.
Yaban: ...oh good.
Lai: what?
Yaban: nothing important
Lai: ... what is it?
Yaban: *shakes head*
Lai: whaaaaat?
Yaban: I said it wasn't important!
Lai: no. you've made me curious. tell me.
Yaban: *shakes head and focuses on Chinchirumi*
Lai: You think I'm shallow, don't you?
Yaban: no. I don't.
Lai: then what?
Yaban: *lets go of Chinchirumi when his grip gets too tight* Not important
Lai: *frowns in thought*
Yaban: Six said he'd probably come back again today. I might as well get the stuff I was planning to do out of the way
Yaban: *gets up and brushes off his pants*
Lai: oh... can I be of any help?
Yaban: Just have some cleaning up to do. 's all
Lai: k.
Yaban: But it's good to know you like Rumil as a person and not some sort of distraction or pretty thing or anything like that. Yes.
Lai: o.o Oh. *hugs* I'd hurt him for you, if I could.
Yaban: *shrugs* s'okay. Really
Lai: You sure?
Yaban: *quiet* *nods*
Lai: I'll find... something... I'll try at least, ok?
Yaban: kay
Six: *pets* :D
Lai: O.o Get off. *pushes*
Six: *steals a cigarette*
Lai: Now I have something in common with you? Damnit
Six: Well, it's tradition.
Lai: oh. I don't do that. I only smoke when stressed.
Six: good for you. I'll return your Easterling in a bit, he's resting
Lai: ...
Six: yes?
Lai: why do you keep bothering me, don't you have your own friends or something that you can brag too?
Six: I like making you miserable. You annoyed me when I was trying to heal Gildor properly.
Lai: I didn't trust you. Didn't think that was actually what you were doing. ...still don't trust you, as far as that goes
Six: Mm. If you'd left me then I probably wouldn't be doing this now
Lai: well how the fuck was I supposed to know that?
Six: Manners, elf. They serve you well
Lai: Because you're one to talk
Six: I was polite then, elf
Lai: I was as polite as could be expected in the given situation
Six: mmhmm.
Lai: Ok. So maybe Rumil's been a bad influence on me, that way.
Six: *stubs out his cigarette*
Lai: But at least I don't kidnap and rape people. *pointed look* I think that's a little more impolite than anything I've done.
Six: Ah, but it's a lesson. So...
Lai: A lesson? How? For who?
Six: You. *taps Lai in the forehead* About watching who you insult
Lai: If you want to punish me, then punish me. Yaban has nothing to do with our confllicts
Six: Ah, but you'd probably enjoy that sort of thing
Lai: I only enjoy 'that sort of thing' if it's with someone I respect, thank you. I'm not a whore
Six: of course.
Lai: Well I'm not! *crosses arms. poutglares*
Six: Well, I know the Easterling definitely isn't. Which is what half the fun of making him enjoy it is. *smirks*
Lai: You're disgusting.
Six: mm.
Lai: I mean it. An absolute disgrace to all Maia. I'm amazed Este keeps you
Six: I'm good at what I do.
Lai: Kidnapping people?
Six: Healing. How *is* that hip?
Lai: Hurts before rain. So the kidnapping is just a thing you do on the side? Something for the wife and kid?
Six: yup.
Lai: Valar. You're not even man enough to accept the responsibility for your own deeds.
Six: Sorry. I kidnap and rape Yaban because it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. How's that? All the other kidnappings are Seven's little sideplans, though. Like Gildor. I really should fix his hand soon
Lai: his hand? What did you do to him?
Six: Oh, Seven broke his hand during childbirth
Lai: why was he there for that? I thought she didn't like Elfs
Six: Just me being good at my job.
Lai: *suspicious glance* I thought healers were supposed to help everyone, not just pick and choose the people they like
Six: well, that's what you thought
Lai: Well, it's the same as the thoughts of healers generations before you were ever born, so it can't be that far off
Six: mm.
Lai: You abuse your powers. You're nothing more than a child with a toy. You don't know how to be responsible. One of these days, your carelessness will cause irrepairable harm to yourself or one you love, and you won't be able to do a damn thing about it.
Six: or maybe I know exactly what I'm doing and I'm just inherently a terrible person
Lai: *shakes his head with a slight smirk* No. Already the threads are beginning to unravel. It's only a matter of time until the tapestry falls apart.
Six: Also, the moon is rising in mars...
Lai: Look. We're not friends, probably never will be, but take my warning to heart. Watch what you're doing. There are greater threats to you then anything I could offer.
Six: Just Este
Lai: *slight nod* As you say.
Six: *tilts his head* Oh, he's woken up.
Lai: Hmmn?
Six: *teleports and re-appears, a barely dressed Yaban in hand* Yours, I believe
Six: Done renting him. I'll bring you something else next time. *nods*
Lai: Not mine. His own. *glare*
Lai: If you want to use him, give him something in return.
Six: Of course. *drops*
Six: *vanishes*
Lai: *wince*
Yaban: ...o.o *finishes buttoning up his shirt*
Lai: You ok?
Yaban: um. *looks up*
Lai: Come. *offers his hand* Let me help you up.
Yaban: *stands* hi. *turns red*
Yaban: *tries to quickly tidy his hair*
Lai: I'm sorry. So sorry.
Yaban: *shrugs*
Lai: He's taking you to get at me. I.. I don't know what to say. I think he's trying to break both of us at the same time.
Yaban: oh. Oh good. As long as I'm not the sole focus of his evil ways and all that.
Lai: *bites his lip and looks away* *softly* We have to find a way to beat him at his own game...
Yaban: well, I've tried biting. That just got me a smack on the head. o.o
Lai: No. I mean, big. Like screw over his life big. Make what he did to you seem like nothing
Yaban: ...oh. How?
Lai: I don't know. He must have some sort of weakness. His wife, maybe?
Yaban: don't want to go near her
Lai: No. But Gildor does. He has to, if he wants to see his daughter.
Yaban: oh. What would you do with his wife?
Lai: Maybe she knows his weakness?
Yaban: Peanut butter oreos
Lai: so you wish for him to continue his current... activities, do you?
Yaban: o.o I didn't say that!
Lai: Then why cookies? How's that going to help?
Yaban: I don't know anything that would help. So I was trying to make some sort of joke but he doesn't really like them. He was complaining about them. >.<
Lai: oh.
Yaban: or you know, maybe I am enjoying this. that's fine.
Lai: ...
Yaban: *pulls his legs up and sighs*
Lai: *thinks*
Yaban: *watches Lai*
Lai: *shakes his head* I don't know. I have no clue what to do. I just... I can't deal with this right now. It's too much.
Yaban: it's alright then. I'll be fine.
Lai: No. I'm not letting him just use you like that. I can't. it's wrong.
Yaban: *shakes head* If you can't think of anything, you can think of anything. You're stressed enough. Don't worry about me
Yaban: He'll probably get bored soon
Lai: I guess. I just... I feel like I should be able to help you, somehow
Yaban: *shrugs*
Lai: I don't like knowing that I am completely unable to do something about a given situation.
Yaban: it isn't your fault
Lai: I still feel responsible. You asked to travel with us, assuming you'd be safe, and you aren't. That's not how it should be
Yaban: *shrugs* probably deserve it. Mareke and stuff
Lai: this isn't going to turn into one of those 'religious punishment' things, is it?
Yaban: ...well, he's a maiar and part of a*your* pantheon of gods
Lai: he's not a god. he's the servant of one. A very bad servant, if you ask me, but I do not claim to have better judgement than the valar
Yaban: kay.
Lai: I could always try to speak to his patron vala. No guarantee she'd listen, though
Yaban: I think that's rather blasphemous
Lai: What? to speak to the valar? The Elfs have always spoken to them. They just don't always listen to us.
Yaban: not my gods. *shakes head*
Lai: Mine are different.
Yaban: *rubs his wrist, with a light scar going around it* can't do it.
Lai: What can't I do? *notices Yaban's wrist* ...do you want me to heal that?
Yaban: *holds it up* 's already been healed. That's the problem. Six won't let me do penance either
Lai: So I see. But what was it you said I couldn't do?
Yaban: I said I couldn't do it
Lai: fine. Still, do what?
Lai: You mean penance?
Yaban: Yes. Or talk to gods. blasphemous.
Lai: Oh. The Elfs once lived with the Valar. That is why we can speak with them
Yaban: *shrugs* *rubs his wrist* You can talk to his patron then
Lai: I can try. Just because I am speaking doesn't mean she'll listen
Yaban: kay.
Lai: But I'll do my best
Yaban: thank you.
Lai: Of course.
Yaban: *eyes weird outfit Six left for him*
Lai: what is it?
Yaban: um. *holds it up against him in how he assume it goes*
Lai: oh. Rumi has one of those
Lai: but it goes this way *adjusts*
Yaban: ._.
Lai: What?
Yaban: I think I'm going to burn this
Lai: but it's kind of nice... he's got pretty good taste
Yaban: ...I don't want to wear this
Lai: *shrugs* then don't
Yaban: *looks around nervously for Six* o.o
Lai: he's coming back again?
Yaban: *nods*
Lai: .......
Yaban: *stuffs it in a bag*
Lai: anything I can do?
Yaban: get me matches
Lai: I have a lighter... what's it for?
Yaban: the outfit
Lai: oh. sure here *hands over the lighter*
Six: *appears and grabs Yaban's hands* Bad
Lai: aiya.
Six: Oh. God. Elf. Hi
Lai: mae govanan *nods*
Six: *rests his chin on Yaban's head* here's a good example of why not to give him pretty things. He breaks them
Lai: well, maybe if you gave him something he liked instead
Six: Well, I don't particularily care what he wants
Lai: A good sex slave is a happy sex slave, you know. *cough* I mean... you should care.
Yaban: ...
Lai: But it's true!
Yaban: *pushes Six off him and storms off*
Lai: umn... *bites lip*
Six: I think he's missing the point of it all ¬.¬
Lai: I think he might be mad because I seemed to take your side there... I didn't, really. It's just sex advice >.>
Six: mm
Lai: Right. I'll shut up
Six: Well, I'm glad you're trying to be helpful to mine and Yaban's relationship
Lai: is that what I'm doing? I don't really know anymore
Six: I think at the point you suggested how to make him a happy sex slave
Lai: Well, if you're going to use him, you may as well do it right
Six: mmhmm
Lai: not that I'd know nything about using people *cough*
Six: *raises eyebrow*
Lai: I.. uh.. 'scuse me, there's a chinchilla that needs me
Six: *teleports off to find Yaban again*
Yaban: cookie
Yaban: *eats* *glares at Lai*
Lai: *hides behind mun*
Yaban: *GLARE*
Lai: *takes Chinchirumi back*
Yaban: o.o THAT'S MINE
Lai: was mine first
Yaban: but he's my pet now
Lai: no. I'm turning him back. I need him.
Yaban: I need something nice and not evil to cuddle lately more.
Lai: Mareke. And Rumi is evil
Yaban: Mareke doesn't like me touching her. And that's a different evil
Lai: ...I thought you didn't like physical contact anyway?
Yaban: it's different when it's a small animal
Lai: find yourself a mouse or something
Yaban: >.<
Lai: my Rumi. Mine
Yaban: I think I'm going to cry o.o
Lai: I've already cried twice today
Yaban: so. All that's happened to you today is you got no fucking sleep
Lai: no, that's the most pressing of many problems, thank you
Yaban: [[fuck you]]
Yaban: *makes stabbing gestures at Lai*
Lai: :p
And then Chinchirumi was turned into Rumil, immediately ran to me to cling and I sicced him on Silinde. The end.
Yaban: ._.
Yaban: ..sorry lai
Lai: it's ok. I think everyone was in... not so good moods yesterday. And I'm really sorry for calling you a sex slave. I didn't mean for it to come out the way it did.
Yaban: kay. Well, Rumil was pretty cheerful
Lai: Well, he'd just regained fingers and knees and the ability to communicate. I can imagine he'd be a little happy.
Yaban: Was pretty happy as a chinchilla too o.o I miss my pet
Lai: he's always pretty happy. That's why I like having him around. He keeps me from getting too down. And I'm sorry I had to take away your pet, but I do think he's happier as an Elf.
Yaban: *nods and sighs*
Lai: He bit Sil yesterday, if that's any consellation
Yaban: A little.
Chaste life is looking good.
Six: *happy dance*
Six: I feel the cigarettes work well as payment. *nods*
Lai: you know, he's not property. He's a person.
Six: I figure that if the girl can be property, he can too. *pleased look*
Lai: But she's not either
Six: Is to him and his lot. He's getting much better under my tutelage. *another pleased look* Am obviously a good influence
Lai: ... define 'good'
Six: Hmm.
Six: *shrugs*
Lai: *sighs* You used to be one of the 'good guys', I've been told. What happened to you? What's corrupted your morals?
Six: I went through a period of self-loathing and cardboard personality. I got over that.
Lai: Thus becoming a more 'wraithier' self again?
Six: No, just becoming myself again.
Six: I did do things originally to catch Sauron's attentions. hmph
Lai: I suppose that's true. Poor easily corrupted mortals *shakes head*
Six: You say it like this is a hardship
Lai: *laughs* I say it like you're a bunch of pathetic nothings and I'm a fucking arrogant Elf. *dramatically places his hand to his forehead* Oh woe and bemoan the race of mortals for they are frail
Six: *hits Lai with a rock and hides a wince*
Lai: Ah! úan.
Six: well, that was satisfying
Lai: You know, I might actually have liked you if you weren't so mean and terrorizing all my friends.
Six: Oh well. I can sense this is a big loss to my person. I mourn.
Lai: :P Jerk
Six: No, really! Sadness. I'm going to go cheer myself up with the easterling.
Lai: ...
Six: yes?
Lai: Your wife approves of this?
Six: Haven't asked. Don't really care
Lai: well that's a great attitude for a healthy marriage *rolls his eyes*
Six: How's the chinchilla?
Lai: As cute and stubborn as ever.
Six: well. Good on it. *smiles and fades* Like I said. Off to the Easterling. And he is getting much better, hardly makes any noise at all now. *teleports*
Lai: *bunches up his lips in frustration*
Lai: what did you do to Rumi?
Yaban: nooothing o.o
Lai: WHAT DID YOU DO?
Yaban: *holds up the happily chittering Rumi*
Lai: ok good
Yaban: *waves some warg jerky* I used him as bait
Lai: That wasn't very nice
Yaban: He was fine. *pets* The warg never got close
Lai: Better not have been. I don't want you taking such risks with nin melethron
Yaban: he ran when he heard the first noise and I was already stabbing when it poked its head out. 'm good at this. Don't want my pet to get eaten
Lai: k... if you say so. I'm still a bit uneasy about it, though
Yaban: Wanted meat so Mareke would stop asking to eat him
Lai: you could have just gone into town and bought some
Yaban: where's the fun in that?
Lai: ...
Yaban: *cuddles Chinchirumi*
Lai: *pouts a bit* ... *sighs* *resists urge to grab a cigarette*
Yaban: Why aren't you smoking? *eskimo kisses Chinchirumi* you're so cuuute
Lai: I want to, but the smell bothers Sil, so I'm trying not to do it so much
Yaban: okay. *plays with Chinchirumi*
Yaban: y'know. Just because you've got a bunch of new ones. *feeds Chinchirumi*
Lai: I know... I just... I don't want to bother Sil, especially with him pregnant and everything...
Lai: ...are you ok, though?
Yaban: hmm?
Lai: With Six, I mean...
Yaban: *shrugs*
Lai: I really wish there was something I could do, to keep him from just shwoing up whenever he wants
Yaban: *shrugs again*
Lai: *looks down* sorry. I guess I'm really kind of useless
Yaban: s'okay...
Lai: *sits on the ground and grabs a cigarette* I've been just useless to everyne, lately
Yaban: well, you helped me when you had Sae and Ame help me find Mareke...
Lai: but I didn't actually do anything there
Yaban: I'm searching, okay
Lai: don't bother. I'm useless, I've come to terms with this, it's ok.
Yaban: :/
Lai: *obviously has not had his cure-all solution in a while, as both husbands are currently unable...* *smokes*
Yaban: *would offer except recalls your statement about lai not being allowed anymore*
Lai: *is a good little faithful husband anyway*
Yaban: *plays with Chinchirumi*
Lai: *watches* he seems happy...
Yaban: 's probably easier being a pet.
Lai: certainly suits the way he likes to live
Yaban: *cuddle*
Yaban: *thinks about it and gives Lai a cuddle too*
Lai: *curls up and starts sobbing*
Yaban: ...o.o
Lai: ;_;
Yaban: *hug*
Lai: *insanely stressed*
Yaban: I'm sorry o.o
Lai: Not your fault... it's just a million little things all happening at the same time
Yaban: is there a way I could make it better? o.o
Lai: not really. Unless you have a cure for insomnia? That being the biggest problem
Yaban: I do. Tea.
Lai: I've tried 8 kinds of tea. None helped
Yaban: *flips Chinchirumi onto his back and scritches him*
Lai: I miss him. *nods at Rumi* He's so much more to me then just a pretty face, you know.
Yaban: ...oh good.
Lai: what?
Yaban: nothing important
Lai: ... what is it?
Yaban: *shakes head*
Lai: whaaaaat?
Yaban: I said it wasn't important!
Lai: no. you've made me curious. tell me.
Yaban: *shakes head and focuses on Chinchirumi*
Lai: You think I'm shallow, don't you?
Yaban: no. I don't.
Lai: then what?
Yaban: *lets go of Chinchirumi when his grip gets too tight* Not important
Lai: *frowns in thought*
Yaban: Six said he'd probably come back again today. I might as well get the stuff I was planning to do out of the way
Yaban: *gets up and brushes off his pants*
Lai: oh... can I be of any help?
Yaban: Just have some cleaning up to do. 's all
Lai: k.
Yaban: But it's good to know you like Rumil as a person and not some sort of distraction or pretty thing or anything like that. Yes.
Lai: o.o Oh. *hugs* I'd hurt him for you, if I could.
Yaban: *shrugs* s'okay. Really
Lai: You sure?
Yaban: *quiet* *nods*
Lai: I'll find... something... I'll try at least, ok?
Yaban: kay
Six: *pets* :D
Lai: O.o Get off. *pushes*
Six: *steals a cigarette*
Lai: Now I have something in common with you? Damnit
Six: Well, it's tradition.
Lai: oh. I don't do that. I only smoke when stressed.
Six: good for you. I'll return your Easterling in a bit, he's resting
Lai: ...
Six: yes?
Lai: why do you keep bothering me, don't you have your own friends or something that you can brag too?
Six: I like making you miserable. You annoyed me when I was trying to heal Gildor properly.
Lai: I didn't trust you. Didn't think that was actually what you were doing. ...still don't trust you, as far as that goes
Six: Mm. If you'd left me then I probably wouldn't be doing this now
Lai: well how the fuck was I supposed to know that?
Six: Manners, elf. They serve you well
Lai: Because you're one to talk
Six: I was polite then, elf
Lai: I was as polite as could be expected in the given situation
Six: mmhmm.
Lai: Ok. So maybe Rumil's been a bad influence on me, that way.
Six: *stubs out his cigarette*
Lai: But at least I don't kidnap and rape people. *pointed look* I think that's a little more impolite than anything I've done.
Six: Ah, but it's a lesson. So...
Lai: A lesson? How? For who?
Six: You. *taps Lai in the forehead* About watching who you insult
Lai: If you want to punish me, then punish me. Yaban has nothing to do with our confllicts
Six: Ah, but you'd probably enjoy that sort of thing
Lai: I only enjoy 'that sort of thing' if it's with someone I respect, thank you. I'm not a whore
Six: of course.
Lai: Well I'm not! *crosses arms. poutglares*
Six: Well, I know the Easterling definitely isn't. Which is what half the fun of making him enjoy it is. *smirks*
Lai: You're disgusting.
Six: mm.
Lai: I mean it. An absolute disgrace to all Maia. I'm amazed Este keeps you
Six: I'm good at what I do.
Lai: Kidnapping people?
Six: Healing. How *is* that hip?
Lai: Hurts before rain. So the kidnapping is just a thing you do on the side? Something for the wife and kid?
Six: yup.
Lai: Valar. You're not even man enough to accept the responsibility for your own deeds.
Six: Sorry. I kidnap and rape Yaban because it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. How's that? All the other kidnappings are Seven's little sideplans, though. Like Gildor. I really should fix his hand soon
Lai: his hand? What did you do to him?
Six: Oh, Seven broke his hand during childbirth
Lai: why was he there for that? I thought she didn't like Elfs
Six: Just me being good at my job.
Lai: *suspicious glance* I thought healers were supposed to help everyone, not just pick and choose the people they like
Six: well, that's what you thought
Lai: Well, it's the same as the thoughts of healers generations before you were ever born, so it can't be that far off
Six: mm.
Lai: You abuse your powers. You're nothing more than a child with a toy. You don't know how to be responsible. One of these days, your carelessness will cause irrepairable harm to yourself or one you love, and you won't be able to do a damn thing about it.
Six: or maybe I know exactly what I'm doing and I'm just inherently a terrible person
Lai: *shakes his head with a slight smirk* No. Already the threads are beginning to unravel. It's only a matter of time until the tapestry falls apart.
Six: Also, the moon is rising in mars...
Lai: Look. We're not friends, probably never will be, but take my warning to heart. Watch what you're doing. There are greater threats to you then anything I could offer.
Six: Just Este
Lai: *slight nod* As you say.
Six: *tilts his head* Oh, he's woken up.
Lai: Hmmn?
Six: *teleports and re-appears, a barely dressed Yaban in hand* Yours, I believe
Six: Done renting him. I'll bring you something else next time. *nods*
Lai: Not mine. His own. *glare*
Lai: If you want to use him, give him something in return.
Six: Of course. *drops*
Six: *vanishes*
Lai: *wince*
Yaban: ...o.o *finishes buttoning up his shirt*
Lai: You ok?
Yaban: um. *looks up*
Lai: Come. *offers his hand* Let me help you up.
Yaban: *stands* hi. *turns red*
Yaban: *tries to quickly tidy his hair*
Lai: I'm sorry. So sorry.
Yaban: *shrugs*
Lai: He's taking you to get at me. I.. I don't know what to say. I think he's trying to break both of us at the same time.
Yaban: oh. Oh good. As long as I'm not the sole focus of his evil ways and all that.
Lai: *bites his lip and looks away* *softly* We have to find a way to beat him at his own game...
Yaban: well, I've tried biting. That just got me a smack on the head. o.o
Lai: No. I mean, big. Like screw over his life big. Make what he did to you seem like nothing
Yaban: ...oh. How?
Lai: I don't know. He must have some sort of weakness. His wife, maybe?
Yaban: don't want to go near her
Lai: No. But Gildor does. He has to, if he wants to see his daughter.
Yaban: oh. What would you do with his wife?
Lai: Maybe she knows his weakness?
Yaban: Peanut butter oreos
Lai: so you wish for him to continue his current... activities, do you?
Yaban: o.o I didn't say that!
Lai: Then why cookies? How's that going to help?
Yaban: I don't know anything that would help. So I was trying to make some sort of joke but he doesn't really like them. He was complaining about them. >.<
Lai: oh.
Yaban: or you know, maybe I am enjoying this. that's fine.
Lai: ...
Yaban: *pulls his legs up and sighs*
Lai: *thinks*
Yaban: *watches Lai*
Lai: *shakes his head* I don't know. I have no clue what to do. I just... I can't deal with this right now. It's too much.
Yaban: it's alright then. I'll be fine.
Lai: No. I'm not letting him just use you like that. I can't. it's wrong.
Yaban: *shakes head* If you can't think of anything, you can think of anything. You're stressed enough. Don't worry about me
Yaban: He'll probably get bored soon
Lai: I guess. I just... I feel like I should be able to help you, somehow
Yaban: *shrugs*
Lai: I don't like knowing that I am completely unable to do something about a given situation.
Yaban: it isn't your fault
Lai: I still feel responsible. You asked to travel with us, assuming you'd be safe, and you aren't. That's not how it should be
Yaban: *shrugs* probably deserve it. Mareke and stuff
Lai: this isn't going to turn into one of those 'religious punishment' things, is it?
Yaban: ...well, he's a maiar and part of a*your* pantheon of gods
Lai: he's not a god. he's the servant of one. A very bad servant, if you ask me, but I do not claim to have better judgement than the valar
Yaban: kay.
Lai: I could always try to speak to his patron vala. No guarantee she'd listen, though
Yaban: I think that's rather blasphemous
Lai: What? to speak to the valar? The Elfs have always spoken to them. They just don't always listen to us.
Yaban: not my gods. *shakes head*
Lai: Mine are different.
Yaban: *rubs his wrist, with a light scar going around it* can't do it.
Lai: What can't I do? *notices Yaban's wrist* ...do you want me to heal that?
Yaban: *holds it up* 's already been healed. That's the problem. Six won't let me do penance either
Lai: So I see. But what was it you said I couldn't do?
Yaban: I said I couldn't do it
Lai: fine. Still, do what?
Lai: You mean penance?
Yaban: Yes. Or talk to gods. blasphemous.
Lai: Oh. The Elfs once lived with the Valar. That is why we can speak with them
Yaban: *shrugs* *rubs his wrist* You can talk to his patron then
Lai: I can try. Just because I am speaking doesn't mean she'll listen
Yaban: kay.
Lai: But I'll do my best
Yaban: thank you.
Lai: Of course.
Yaban: *eyes weird outfit Six left for him*
Lai: what is it?
Yaban: um. *holds it up against him in how he assume it goes*
Lai: oh. Rumi has one of those
Lai: but it goes this way *adjusts*
Yaban: ._.
Lai: What?
Yaban: I think I'm going to burn this
Lai: but it's kind of nice... he's got pretty good taste
Yaban: ...I don't want to wear this
Lai: *shrugs* then don't
Yaban: *looks around nervously for Six* o.o
Lai: he's coming back again?
Yaban: *nods*
Lai: .......
Yaban: *stuffs it in a bag*
Lai: anything I can do?
Yaban: get me matches
Lai: I have a lighter... what's it for?
Yaban: the outfit
Lai: oh. sure here *hands over the lighter*
Six: *appears and grabs Yaban's hands* Bad
Lai: aiya.
Six: Oh. God. Elf. Hi
Lai: mae govanan *nods*
Six: *rests his chin on Yaban's head* here's a good example of why not to give him pretty things. He breaks them
Lai: well, maybe if you gave him something he liked instead
Six: Well, I don't particularily care what he wants
Lai: A good sex slave is a happy sex slave, you know. *cough* I mean... you should care.
Yaban: ...
Lai: But it's true!
Yaban: *pushes Six off him and storms off*
Lai: umn... *bites lip*
Six: I think he's missing the point of it all ¬.¬
Lai: I think he might be mad because I seemed to take your side there... I didn't, really. It's just sex advice >.>
Six: mm
Lai: Right. I'll shut up
Six: Well, I'm glad you're trying to be helpful to mine and Yaban's relationship
Lai: is that what I'm doing? I don't really know anymore
Six: I think at the point you suggested how to make him a happy sex slave
Lai: Well, if you're going to use him, you may as well do it right
Six: mmhmm
Lai: not that I'd know nything about using people *cough*
Six: *raises eyebrow*
Lai: I.. uh.. 'scuse me, there's a chinchilla that needs me
Six: *teleports off to find Yaban again*
Yaban: cookie
Yaban: *eats* *glares at Lai*
Lai: *hides behind mun*
Yaban: *GLARE*
Lai: *takes Chinchirumi back*
Yaban: o.o THAT'S MINE
Lai: was mine first
Yaban: but he's my pet now
Lai: no. I'm turning him back. I need him.
Yaban: I need something nice and not evil to cuddle lately more.
Lai: Mareke. And Rumi is evil
Yaban: Mareke doesn't like me touching her. And that's a different evil
Lai: ...I thought you didn't like physical contact anyway?
Yaban: it's different when it's a small animal
Lai: find yourself a mouse or something
Yaban: >.<
Lai: my Rumi. Mine
Yaban: I think I'm going to cry o.o
Lai: I've already cried twice today
Yaban: so. All that's happened to you today is you got no fucking sleep
Lai: no, that's the most pressing of many problems, thank you
Yaban: [[fuck you]]
Yaban: *makes stabbing gestures at Lai*
Lai: :p
And then Chinchirumi was turned into Rumil, immediately ran to me to cling and I sicced him on Silinde. The end.
Yaban: ._.
Yaban: ..sorry lai
Lai: it's ok. I think everyone was in... not so good moods yesterday. And I'm really sorry for calling you a sex slave. I didn't mean for it to come out the way it did.
Yaban: kay. Well, Rumil was pretty cheerful
Lai: Well, he'd just regained fingers and knees and the ability to communicate. I can imagine he'd be a little happy.
Yaban: Was pretty happy as a chinchilla too o.o I miss my pet
Lai: he's always pretty happy. That's why I like having him around. He keeps me from getting too down. And I'm sorry I had to take away your pet, but I do think he's happier as an Elf.
Yaban: *nods and sighs*
Lai: He bit Sil yesterday, if that's any consellation
Yaban: A little.