RIP, Rock Leech
HE WAS A GOOD LEECH
A noble leech, a moral leech.
At least, I'm assuming he was. I haven't got a clue about leech society's moral code. "Leave enough blood for the rest of us"? I'unno.
He swam. He clung. He burrowed. Yes, Rock Leech lived a full life, short as it was. He now goes to join his friend Bruce Leech -
who you may remember as being the victim of a brutal leech homicide
- in Leech Heaven, where the water is clear and blood rains from the sky.
GOOD NIGHT, SWEET PRINCE
Now if you'll excuse me, I have some Desperate Housewives to catch up on.