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Mar 05, 2003 19:10
Seems everyone I know is just going nuts to bump uglies with someone. Hmph.. must be Spring-time.
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crystalline9
March 6 2003, 21:59:10 UTC
Thank you for my new excuse.
Crystal, why are you humping that fire hydrant?
Why, haven't you heard? It's spring!
Aw, yeah. I think that might be my new come-on line as well.
Hey, baby. Let's celebrate spring, shall we?
Digressing...
_crystal.
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hibachi
March 7 2003, 00:39:19 UTC
I think "I just did a bunch of X" would somehow be more acceptable than "It's spring" but since when have you really needed an excuse for humping fire hydrants? Nothing could be more phalic - who could help but be turned on?!
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crystalline9
March 7 2003, 01:15:26 UTC
One always needs an excuse to hump fire hydrants, no matter how phallic.
At least here. Which is odd, since we are second in the nation with the most gay men per capita after San Fran.
You'd think we'd have fire hydrants on every corner. And in every bathroom.
Ooh, but i'm drunk.
_crystal.
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Crystal, why are you humping that fire hydrant?
Why, haven't you heard? It's spring!
Aw, yeah. I think that might be my new come-on line as well.
Hey, baby. Let's celebrate spring, shall we?
Digressing...
_crystal.
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At least here. Which is odd, since we are second in the nation with the most gay men per capita after San Fran.
You'd think we'd have fire hydrants on every corner. And in every bathroom.
Ooh, but i'm drunk.
_crystal.
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