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[hidden_eden]

Easter in a nutshell:

"It's an Easter miracle!

"Jesus died for our parking spot."

Comments

[tsuralai]

...?

XD;;

[hidden_eden]

I got dragged along to church (which wasn't as terrible as I thought it would be. Mostly because my mind kept wandering to... other things... *shiftyeyes*) But the parking lot at church is always really full, but there was a spot left, so my sister exclaimed, "It's an EASTER MIRACLE!"

Then my dad (who never, ever jokes about Jesus at all. EVER.) replied with, "Jesus died for this parking spot."

[tsuralai]

XD~! *snerk*

How does it feel to know that you soul is saved? HAVE YOU FOUND JESUS?

[hidden_eden]

I don't think Jesus appreciated my attendance at church today, because really, all I was thinking was "OMG, I CAN'T ESCAPE TEH GAY!"

Everything was all rainbow decorated, and one of the bible readings was all "...And the disciple Jesus loved best ran to the tomb..." etc. and ALL I was thinking was "OMG BIBLESLASH?"

So in conclusion, I think church made my soul dirtier. XD

[von_questenberg]

Lol, win.

[hidden_eden]

X3

[naillimixam]

But didn't Jesus also die so that I could bring you reese's today?

*giggle*

Those waffles were tasty. :D

[caroline_chan]

XD HUZZAH FOR JESUS GETTING YOU A GOOD PARKING SPACE!

(And so we could have chocolate/paint eggs. XP)