So a bunch of friends decide to go to a strip club...

[hiddenconvert]

A really hot girl gives me a lap dance.  She's doing all the right moves, and doing them well. However I didn't feel even a drop of arousal. I ended up being bored the entire time I was at the club. My mind was somewhere else

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[lickety_split]

Dumplings!!!!!!

My cousin is here to visit from Ohio this week. Wanna meet her? She's my BFF.

[hiddenconvert]

What's BFF? "Best family friend?"
"Biggest French Fry" was the first thing that came to mind

[thisisit]

Or you're gay.

[hiddenconvert]

I have considered this... but I like girls waaay too much to be gay. I mean legs and boobs and all that good stuff. Bi is still a possibility tho. (very doubtful)

[anonymous]

huh?

[hiddenconvert]

^^^ That was me... I don't get what you mean.