Ashley,
It's coming.
--Dr. Chin

I have a sick mind, therefore, this made me laugh.

P.s. i know it isn't that funny, it would be funnier if it was Im coming.

end.

I am drunk. FINALLY. Seriously i was the frucking tropper tonight. I have become the heavy wheight chamopingon of the worl.d ( Read more... )

My mood has slightly lifted in part because of the creepiest kid I have ever seen across from me. I have no idea if he has fucking Tourette’s or something but he keeps shaking, and moving, and flailing his arms around. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS KID! He kind of looks like that Andy Milokankis on MTV, but slightly more bizarre, younger, and fatter. He ( Read more... )

Dear easy mac,

Why do you taunt me? Sometimes you come out so perfectly. I put in 2/3rd cup of water, microwave you for 3 minutes and 30 seconds and out you come, perfect. But others you are mushy and have bits of clumpy, yucky powder mixed in. I do the same method easy mac, I swear. Why some batches so good, and some so bad?

Sincerely,

Just for you guys.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE LOVE OF MY LIFE, ANNE MARIE.

I Love you, and wish i was there to spend this day with you.

Happy 21st Birthday my love!!!!

My mommy wrote this to me in an email.

"Just had burgers for dinner tonight since Ian had a meet. Shadow went up on the counter and just wolfed down Ian's burger. Then he proceeded to vomit!!! Fun dinner!!!"

haha, so funny! i love shadow, in his old age he is awesome!

I
can't
FUCKING
sleep.

I WANT TO SLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPP!

Why won't you shut up brain! damn you!

LJ Interests meme results

1. blue:
   the color of my eyes and the sky!
2. claude monet:
   An amazing artist. i love impressionists and pointillism. Ah... my favorites is water lily, and sunflower. I also like the painting Alice.
3. decorating:
   If i had more money I would like to decorate more.
4. hugs:
   I love hugs, who doesn't. My favorite hugger, Anne Marie, but ( Read more... )

I wanted to check how much my reduced fine would be for my ticket by taking the driver improvement course. I went to Orange county traffic division and found the coolest thing ever. I CAN PAY MY TICKET ONLINE! holy shit, this option was amazing, cause normally this shit has to be such a fucking hassle, but this, click, done. I don't know if this is ( Read more... )