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My eyeballs thank Christina for lowering the setting on her makeup gun. She looks great in natural makeup and the braids were cute. As always, cleavage.
Lily looked like Hannah Montana in that outift. What was hell was going on there?
NOT ENOUGH ADAM/BLAKE! At some point I think I was so hard up for bromance moments that I half-imagined Blake looking to Adam for guidance right before announcing his save. But alas, Adam didn't notice. Sadness.
Saved
Beverly. Yay, America. I have to say I'm really surprised. I thought it'd be Raquel for the cute factor OR Frenchie thanks to the old fans she gained during AI.
Frenchie. Also, a little surprised here. Christina picked her over the young girl she could have groomed to be a mini her. Go figure.
Dia. Not a big surprise. Blake apparently thinks she and Xenia will feed off each other and are friends. Really? I think Dia would push Xenia down a flight of stairs if she could get away with it. Her shy shtick won't work next to a 16 yr old. Lol.
Xenia. I knew for Blake it'd come down to her or the fellow country singer. Big brother/mentoring instincts won out. I get what Blake is saying, but this isn't American Idol. She doesn't have much time to really improve and get comfortable, but I think he might be thinking beyond the show which makes me happy. And, awww, her little sis crying for big sister's win.
Team Cee Lo
I am thankful for the return of the sunglasses.
God, he annoys me with his bitchface whether it's because women aren't responding to him the way he'd like or because he's not happy with his team. It feels like they're just a reflection of his ego. Also, he creeped me out with his group massages.
Tori & Taylor. Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy. They had an entertaining performance. Cute outfits, high energy (perhaps too high judging by their struggle to keep up), but it feels like it was more fitting for America's Got Talent than The Voice.
Vikki. Jolene. How the hell could she feel threatened by last week's performances? Ha. She sang the hell out of it.
Nakia. Sex is on Fire. Woah, excellent performance.
Curtis. Addicted to Love. I liked the idea of doing that song with a little country twang, but the performance fell flat. The repetition isn't exactly great for a singing competition.
Group. Everyday People. Groovy, man. I thought the voices worked pretty well together, but Tori & Taylor were clearly the weakest link.
Team Adam
Casey. Black Horse and a Cherry Tree. She needs to stop pouting. Slower isn't always better. Her performance was great.
Devon. Stop and Stare. Seemed boring. It came off better than I expected, but it was still pretty unremarkable.
Jeff. Jesus, Take the Wheel. I have liked him in the past, but the song didn't do much for me. I can't take it seriously when it has the lyrics 'Jesus, take the wheel.' Sorry.
Javier. Angel. Hee! This song brings me back to high school. I thought it was a little too frantic for Sarah McLachlan and he oversang, but whatever. We all know Javier is leading the pack.
Group. With a Little Help From My Friends aka The Wonder Years! Not as fun as Cee Lo, but more satisfying. Plus, mmmmm, Adam in a leather jacket.
My picks
Team Adam: Casey, Javier
Team Cee Lo: Nakia, Vikki
Lily looked like Hannah Montana in that outift. What was hell was going on there?
NOT ENOUGH ADAM/BLAKE! At some point I think I was so hard up for bromance moments that I half-imagined Blake looking to Adam for guidance right before announcing his save. But alas, Adam didn't notice. Sadness.
Saved
Beverly. Yay, America. I have to say I'm really surprised. I thought it'd be Raquel for the cute factor OR Frenchie thanks to the old fans she gained during AI.
Frenchie. Also, a little surprised here. Christina picked her over the young girl she could have groomed to be a mini her. Go figure.
Dia. Not a big surprise. Blake apparently thinks she and Xenia will feed off each other and are friends. Really? I think Dia would push Xenia down a flight of stairs if she could get away with it. Her shy shtick won't work next to a 16 yr old. Lol.
Xenia. I knew for Blake it'd come down to her or the fellow country singer. Big brother/mentoring instincts won out. I get what Blake is saying, but this isn't American Idol. She doesn't have much time to really improve and get comfortable, but I think he might be thinking beyond the show which makes me happy. And, awww, her little sis crying for big sister's win.
Team Cee Lo
I am thankful for the return of the sunglasses.
God, he annoys me with his bitchface whether it's because women aren't responding to him the way he'd like or because he's not happy with his team. It feels like they're just a reflection of his ego. Also, he creeped me out with his group massages.
Tori & Taylor. Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy. They had an entertaining performance. Cute outfits, high energy (perhaps too high judging by their struggle to keep up), but it feels like it was more fitting for America's Got Talent than The Voice.
Vikki. Jolene. How the hell could she feel threatened by last week's performances? Ha. She sang the hell out of it.
Nakia. Sex is on Fire. Woah, excellent performance.
Curtis. Addicted to Love. I liked the idea of doing that song with a little country twang, but the performance fell flat. The repetition isn't exactly great for a singing competition.
Group. Everyday People. Groovy, man. I thought the voices worked pretty well together, but Tori & Taylor were clearly the weakest link.
Team Adam
Casey. Black Horse and a Cherry Tree. She needs to stop pouting. Slower isn't always better. Her performance was great.
Devon. Stop and Stare. Seemed boring. It came off better than I expected, but it was still pretty unremarkable.
Jeff. Jesus, Take the Wheel. I have liked him in the past, but the song didn't do much for me. I can't take it seriously when it has the lyrics 'Jesus, take the wheel.' Sorry.
Javier. Angel. Hee! This song brings me back to high school. I thought it was a little too frantic for Sarah McLachlan and he oversang, but whatever. We all know Javier is leading the pack.
Group. With a Little Help From My Friends aka The Wonder Years! Not as fun as Cee Lo, but more satisfying. Plus, mmmmm, Adam in a leather jacket.
My picks
Team Adam: Casey, Javier
Team Cee Lo: Nakia, Vikki