And Then There Were Five

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Father, you're not allowed to hide under the table anymore. It's bad for your back, and it would be embarassing if anyone came over. People your age should sleep in a soft bed.

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[idkeatinmybff]

You have no place to tell me what to do.

Also. I'm not your father.

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I'll keep calling you that until you see fit to introduce yourself properly, daddy.

[idkeatinmybff]

I am Asura, former member of the God of Death's elite Eight Warriors and Demon God of Madness.

I don't expect much in the way of respect from someone like you, but do not call me father. I have grown past meaningless, weak worldly bonds.

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Then maybe you should grow past meaningless, weak worldly tables, too.