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I hear lots of people is making sweets this year! I wonder if anyone will be brave enough to come to my house this time. Last year I didn't get very many presents at all. Then again, I guess there aren't really very many things I want that someone could get in here

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[brbpouncingyou]

If you're gonna break into someone's house and leave presents, maybe you'd best leave them in the mailbox?

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Where's the fun in that?

[brbpouncingyou]

Not having angry neighbours with broken windows sounds pretty fun.

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Then I won't break the windows.

[lordmaximoff]

As much as I despise this holiday I suppose I could bring you someone to drink as a gift. Vampire solidarity and all that, even if you are a bit of an irritant.

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But what if you bring somebody I like by mistake? That would be awkward for everyone.

[lordmaximoff]

Ah, that's right, you have attachments. [said in the same tone as someone would say "Ah, that's right, you have leprosy"]

Very well, give me a list of who you wouldn't mind feeding off of and I will see what I can do.

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Just don't hurt my family.

[wizardoftheweek]

Hmm... we'd need to fashion you a proper outfit for such a task.

*eyes hiatus*

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Do I need a specific outfit?

D-DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT

[wizardoftheweek]

Perhaps something in red velvet with white fur trim.

*JUDGES*

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That doesn't sound so bad.

[lazygatekeeper]

Need any help with that?

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Can you fly?

[lazygatekeeper]

... Nope, still can't fly. But I can still carry you around!

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That sounds more fun than flying.