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[hideandhero]

[You know what Mayfield has been missing out on?

CHAINSWORDS

These machines you may know as 'sounder pounder tree cutterdowners' are somehow swords and your two favorite Warhammer 40k heroes are dueling with them

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[hideandhero]

[PAUSING AGAIN.]

Enjoying the show, kid?

[hideandhero]

I'm taking a break. You can't be a normal human and fight one of these guys longer than ten minutes.

[macebronia]

[rider's gonna stare in awe]

I want ten of those.

[lunawolves10th]

[Garviel favors Rider with a brief grin before turning back to the fight, and says]

They're a bit hard to produce here, sadly.

[macebronia]

A sword like that would be pretty awesome to have someday, though! Imagine the amount of conquering I could do with a weapon like that....

The jumps in technology over time never cease to amaze me.

[lunawolves10th]

Well, there has been a significant amount of time before humanity was able to produce this.

[He grins.]

Yes, we were able to subjugate most of the known galaxy with blades like this. And boltguns, as well.

[heartstar_blues]

[Floating off the ground.

He was going to fly to the bar, but then he saw two guys with chain swords.

Just... sort of... stares at them from 8 feet in the air.

He's not drunk yet today, so this is real.]

[hideandhero]

[CAIN IS PRETENDING HE DIDN'T SEE THIS SORCERY. HE MAY JUST...GO AWAY.]

[heartstar_blues]

[Just floating there... cause when do you see chainsaw swords ever?]

What... the ☠☠☠☠... is that?

[hideandhero]

[slowly...looking up.]

I'm just going to pretend you're wearing a jetpack before we go any further.

[nosoul_nomind]

[Watching raptly from a nearby treebranch. This is AWESOME.]

[hideandhero]

[Gotta take a breather because giant armored, 8 foot tall guys really wear you out.]

Did you climb up there for the show?

[nosoul_nomind]

Pretty much. Easier to see from up here. [Barton's only a little over 5 feet, herself.]

Nice, uh, weapon-things.

[hideandhero]

Chainsword. Never seen one? They're pretty standard issue to Astartes like the big guy and Commissars like me.

Because Souji wants to grow chest hair too

[inababanchou]

[ Souji is staring, and yes he's surprised. ]

...They're chainsaws, but they're swords.

[lunawolves10th]

Just so. Chainswords. Perfect for cracking the shells of armored opponents.

[inababanchou]

...Someone your size has to worry about breaking armor on an opponent?

[lunawolves10th]

Astartes generally fight things even larger than we are. Orks, Megarachnids, various mechanical units.