Obviously the solution to this problem is... MORE WARS!!! Then the soldiers will be too busy to take the time to kill themselves.

Is this not profoundly wrong?

Way for productivity ( Read more... )

So... David Duchovny is a sex addict. That's... I... That came rather out of left field, didn't it?

I think what freaks me out even more is that they have rehab clinics. And you go away to them, like drug rehab. Except it's a place full of sex addicts.... Why does it sound like there's a huge flaw in there? I guess it must be a serious condition, ( Read more... )

Long commutes make me bossy. So, let's cut to the chase.

Please don't swing your arms when you walk. It's not necessary. It won't propel you forward any faster. It's just not a good idea in close quarters, because you will swing your hand right into someone else. And you know what? I reserve the right to push you or stomp on your toes really hard ( Read more... )

Just so you know, I'm not down with this arrangement. In fact, I'm not all that down with the band he was dragging around at the time, even though it's unintentionally hilarious: like he wandered out of some leatherdaddy bar and there was this funk band and he was like "Alright... I can show off my dance moves, Gerard and Nico spent all that time ( Read more... )

You know what goes good with drink? X! No, silly, the band. Whoo, 'Adult Books' is so fun to sing, isn't it?

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So, the world can just go fuck right off. I am wall kicking angry, just livid  actually. Abso-fucking-lutely pissed off and let down and just wanting find whoever BOUGHT THE LAST GODDAMN TICKETS TO SEE NICK CAVE IN TORONTO and steal them from the fucker.

I am going to sulk like a motherfucker over here. Oh hell, yes.

Wtf, lj took my fucking Nick ( Read more... )

Nudie boy coffee mugs. I just want to see if their clothes really do disappear when you add hot liquids. 

...or reality.

A penguin is given Norwegian knighthood. Yep. I really don't know what to say; all smartass comments kind of pale beside the reality. And the OMGFREAKINADORABLE picture of said Sir Nils Olav (**squeeee**) being lead on a 'review' of the Norwegian troops, and the little guy actually stopping to crane his neck and inspect the officers ( Read more... )