did you miss her?
heh, stumbled over this at the courtney love board...
12/24
Stepdaddy and i went to see Hairy Potter at the xxx theater today where i saw kevin making out with another girl!!!! Needless to say i was flabbertygasted, so to make him jealous i rode stepdaddy in the front lobby and the theater manager kicked us out becuz everybody there got off watching us get off so tHey didnt want to see Hairy Potter anymore. THen he tried to make us pay but we dont have no money after my tongue transplant. so stepdaddy came up with a plan to kill momma Jess and take her life insurance money. That bitch has been rolllin in dough for too long!!!1!! after talking to my entertainment lawyer, i found out that shes worth 6 pesos and some donkey testicules.
12/25
Today is xmas and stepdaddy bought for me a street walker that looks like xtina (not that that would be hard to find). she danced for us and kevin got his hand stuck in her vagina while trying to stuff a two dolla bill ya'll down her front. Kevin was just hired to direct a new movie for jism productions and he wants to cast me in the lead role as the head hermaphrodite, but i guess he forgot i had my penis removed almost three months ago.
12/26
Momma Jess and her knew boyfriend came by today and came. it was quite a mess, so i had kevin clean it up with the new mop i bought him from dollar general store. how dare you bitch lesley69 bohemian
12/27
Theyre after me again. i thought i lost them at the intersection but theyre still here and trying to get me!!!! i told kevin to call the police but he just laughed and said i needed a good spanking. that didn't help but it did give stepdaddy a reason not to pull the trigger. I think they're gone now but i can't be too sure so i'm not leaving the house even though i had an audition today for a commercial. i don't know why but they said i'd be perfect for a new Rogaine commercial.
12/28
Momma jess called today really mad because she found out about stepdaddy and I's plot to kill her. so now she has quarantined herself in her house with kevin!!!!! that bitch better not try to steal him from me again or she'll be sorry. i don't know what i'm gonna do about kevin, he just doesnt seem interested in moi anymore and i don't know why. maybe i should go ahead with the labia majora transplant like he recommended.
12/29
Ack dhdf asdf kwje lkjpoiujpo welkj asdfui aliksadfj wekjf asdi elkje oaisdjf weiasd fjo;i ek fekfj kd a liaksd iejr aliu wlei wle soue wleiruwer liwerlk lwer lisjdof wleirulsdjf wleirusdf lwierl slkdufo wleir kaoie qilkd f82834 o2304 asi0r23 a9u302 as0du0932 a0923u alsidj 2i liwe 023u odisf 082u3 saldf 2083u asdjf 203u alskdf 23ru0 aslkdfj
12/30
COCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12/31
well, here it is new year's eve and i'm all alone. oh how i wish stepdaddy and kevin were here so we could get our gangbang on. last night i did the football team as you read in my last diary. i may be preggers but i don't know how to break it to kevin he might be mad and stepdaddy might go ballistic and on another shooting rampage like he did last week. the judge said he only gave him another chance due to reasons of insanity. Im trying to think of a good new year's resolution, but all i can think of is to stop using my curling iron as a dildo, maybe then i won't have to get a labia majora transplant even thought it looks black now and i think it turns kevin off.
1/1
Well its the first day of the new year, and kevin is back but he brought a new girl home to fuck and i feel really lonely. Momma Jess's boyfriend came over today and did me, but i didn't really enjoy it because his cock is only 9 inches long and you know i only go for big boys. after he left i took a shower, made myself from quiche, and read some lines for an audition i have at the cock n balls playhouse.
1/2
That bitch clon of mine Lindsay Still is back and causing me trouble. if i wasn't a triplet, i would be so mad now. they're after me again. garfield was here and we ate lasagna with marmaduke and hillary clinton from Leave it to Beaver. people are dropping like flies and ambulances are everywhere due to the heat and i wish stepdaddy would install an air conditioner but he says now that momma Jess foiled or homicide plan we have to be really tight. i don't know about him, but the last thing i am is really tight. just ask kevin.
12/24
Stepdaddy and i went to see Hairy Potter at the xxx theater today where i saw kevin making out with another girl!!!! Needless to say i was flabbertygasted, so to make him jealous i rode stepdaddy in the front lobby and the theater manager kicked us out becuz everybody there got off watching us get off so tHey didnt want to see Hairy Potter anymore. THen he tried to make us pay but we dont have no money after my tongue transplant. so stepdaddy came up with a plan to kill momma Jess and take her life insurance money. That bitch has been rolllin in dough for too long!!!1!! after talking to my entertainment lawyer, i found out that shes worth 6 pesos and some donkey testicules.
12/25
Today is xmas and stepdaddy bought for me a street walker that looks like xtina (not that that would be hard to find). she danced for us and kevin got his hand stuck in her vagina while trying to stuff a two dolla bill ya'll down her front. Kevin was just hired to direct a new movie for jism productions and he wants to cast me in the lead role as the head hermaphrodite, but i guess he forgot i had my penis removed almost three months ago.
12/26
Momma Jess and her knew boyfriend came by today and came. it was quite a mess, so i had kevin clean it up with the new mop i bought him from dollar general store. how dare you bitch lesley69 bohemian
12/27
Theyre after me again. i thought i lost them at the intersection but theyre still here and trying to get me!!!! i told kevin to call the police but he just laughed and said i needed a good spanking. that didn't help but it did give stepdaddy a reason not to pull the trigger. I think they're gone now but i can't be too sure so i'm not leaving the house even though i had an audition today for a commercial. i don't know why but they said i'd be perfect for a new Rogaine commercial.
12/28
Momma jess called today really mad because she found out about stepdaddy and I's plot to kill her. so now she has quarantined herself in her house with kevin!!!!! that bitch better not try to steal him from me again or she'll be sorry. i don't know what i'm gonna do about kevin, he just doesnt seem interested in moi anymore and i don't know why. maybe i should go ahead with the labia majora transplant like he recommended.
12/29
Ack dhdf asdf kwje lkjpoiujpo welkj asdfui aliksadfj wekjf asdi elkje oaisdjf weiasd fjo;i ek fekfj kd a liaksd iejr aliu wlei wle soue wleiruwer liwerlk lwer lisjdof wleirulsdjf wleirusdf lwierl slkdufo wleir kaoie qilkd f82834 o2304 asi0r23 a9u302 as0du0932 a0923u alsidj 2i liwe 023u odisf 082u3 saldf 2083u asdjf 203u alskdf 23ru0 aslkdfj
12/30
COCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12/31
well, here it is new year's eve and i'm all alone. oh how i wish stepdaddy and kevin were here so we could get our gangbang on. last night i did the football team as you read in my last diary. i may be preggers but i don't know how to break it to kevin he might be mad and stepdaddy might go ballistic and on another shooting rampage like he did last week. the judge said he only gave him another chance due to reasons of insanity. Im trying to think of a good new year's resolution, but all i can think of is to stop using my curling iron as a dildo, maybe then i won't have to get a labia majora transplant even thought it looks black now and i think it turns kevin off.
1/1
Well its the first day of the new year, and kevin is back but he brought a new girl home to fuck and i feel really lonely. Momma Jess's boyfriend came over today and did me, but i didn't really enjoy it because his cock is only 9 inches long and you know i only go for big boys. after he left i took a shower, made myself from quiche, and read some lines for an audition i have at the cock n balls playhouse.
1/2
That bitch clon of mine Lindsay Still is back and causing me trouble. if i wasn't a triplet, i would be so mad now. they're after me again. garfield was here and we ate lasagna with marmaduke and hillary clinton from Leave it to Beaver. people are dropping like flies and ambulances are everywhere due to the heat and i wish stepdaddy would install an air conditioner but he says now that momma Jess foiled or homicide plan we have to be really tight. i don't know about him, but the last thing i am is really tight. just ask kevin.