Title: "It was a fantasy of mine to do it on a cell`s cold floor"
Author:
high5_for_akame Pairing: AKAME
Genre: Romance, Comedy (a failed comedy more exactly =)))
Warnings: Boy x boy love
Summary: The final exams are coming but they don`t wanna study....so...they get into trouble of course and Kazuya is dragged into it clueless
The first time they saw each other was at the opening ceremony…. while Kamenashi Kazuya was sitting with the other freshmen, a few rows in the back a senior was already mesmerized by him.
“Don’t tell me Pi..Jin has already fallen in love…again” Ryo gave Pi an elbow in his arm and the later immediately traveled to where Jin was looking so intensively.
“Ohhh not again Jin!!!” Pi was exasperated and tired.
“DON’T TELL ME… ANOTHER FRESHMAN?” Ryo shouted so loud that all the people turned to towards them.
“Shut up!” Jin closed Ryo’s mouth with his hand and he smiled brightly to the people that were looking at them.
“Don’t worry about him…his night wasn’t that good. He was dumped. Go back to this stupid opening.” Jin talked between his teeth his hand still on Ryo’s mouth.
Ryo’s legs were everywhere in the air. Jin placed one of his legs over Ryo’s left one, but when he saw the other one wasn’t stopping Jin immobilized Ryo with his other leg when he placed it over Ryo’s right leg.
“AKANISHI, NISHIKIDO, YAMASHITA STOP IT THIS INSTANCE.”
“Oji-san this is not fair! I haven’t done anything and yet you put me in the same pot as these two idiots…again.” Jin pouted and before he knew it he was sprawled on the floor along with Ryo as the chairs they were both sitting on gave up after all the ruckus they had created.
“Stop it you bastards!” Yamashita snapped and he lifted both of his friends from the floor.
From behind them all the girls were “Kyaaing” and screaming at the trio.
“And you said you never done anything wrong.” Johnny tsked hard and he turned his back.
“Thanks God he hasn’t said anything about going once again in his office for a big lecture.”
“Shut up Ryo!” Jin jumped on Ryo again closing his mouth with his hand falling on the floor again.
The girls were giggling and they were falling in love one after another like a domino effect.
“YOU THREE IN MY OFFICE NOW!” Johnny turned around on his heels and he pointed to them laughing devilishly.
After one hour the three of them escaped from the office and they were walking like three lost puppies around the school.
“It is all Ryo’s fault!” Jin grr-ed hard in Ryo’s face raising his fist.
“It `s not my fault!” trying to defend himself Ryo walked a little faster.
“Oooy you stupid people.” Pi slapped both Jin and Ryo over their heads and he started running, with Ryo closely following him while Jin was left behind.
“Jin is a BAKANISHI!”
Somewhere far in the school Ryo’s voice was heard and Jin immediately started running after him.
“You dick-less bastard! I am going to catch you.”
“No you are not!”
Now Ryo’s voice was heard from somewhere else and Jin turned around and he followed the fading voice.
Jin jumped a few stairs without realizing someone was coming from the opposite direction and soon the school was echoing again but this time with whines of pain as Jin had managed once again to bring a person to the floor.
“Ohh my head. It hurts!” the boy that came from nowhere cupped his head and he tried to massage his bump.
“Oh my God I am sorry!Are you ok?Should I call the nurse or something?”
“Oh don’t worry It is just a bump.” With his slender fingers Kazuya brushed his hair from his face and he lifted his head with eyes were watery.
“EHH? Why are you crying?” the senior was shocked and he didn’t know what he should do.
“I am not crying…” with a small smile Kazuya managed to give the other one butterflies in his tummy, erasing all his worries.
“You should put something cold on that bump. Come!”
Jin pulled the small man after him all around the school until they were in front of the men’s bathroom.
“We have to find something, a cloth to wet it and put it on that bump.”
“Senpai you shouldn’t worry about me.”
“Well it is my fault; this wasn’t the way I wanted to introduce myself.”
“Akanishi Jin.”
His eyes were open wide and after a few moments he bowed.
“Kamenashi Kazuya…”
Jin was so glad he had the chance to meet that pretty boy that captured his interest at the opening ceremony.
“I am going to look for a handkerchief.”
Jin left Kazuya for a few minutes and he returned with a handkerchief in his hand as he promised.
Kazuya was up on the sink’s table playing with his legs in the air.
Jin immediately wet the handkerchief and he placed it on kazuya’s forehead.
“I don’t understand something…”
“Why were you still at school?”
“Well some seniors gave us a tour around the school and I kind of got lost…”
Kazuya’s eyes started wondering around the bathroom wanting to look like he was searching for something.
Jin was trying so hard to not laugh too hard but he failed and soon his laughs filled the room.
“Why are you laughing at me? It isn’t funny at all.“
Jin kept on laughing and he was at the point he couldn’t restrain himself from laughing.
A pink blush appeared on Kazuya’s slender cheeks.
“I am sorry…” Jin said after he calmed himself a little.
“But I couldn’t refrain myself you were too cute.”
“Ehh?”
“I said you were too cute and I couldn’t refrain myself from laughing.”
Even though Jin repeated twice Kazuya still had a hard time understanding.
“Well just like I couldn’t refrain myself from laughing I won’t be able to refrain myself from doing this.”
And so Jin placed his right hand around Kazuya’s neck and he pulled the younger man in a kiss. Slowly, slowly Kazuya gave in and he relaxed himself slowly giving permission for Jin’s tongue to enter his mouth.
When Jin pulled away he stood there with his eyes traveling all around Kazuya’s face.
“So how was your first kiss..?” Jin said quite proud of himself.
“EHhh? How did you know?”
“I just feel like it was your first kiss.”
“How?” Kazuya thought and he started scratching his head.
“Did I do something wrong?” Kazuya turned his eyes back to the older man that was now between his legs.
“You did nothing wrong…so how was it?” Jin still got back to the question.
“Well, it was hot…”
“And?” Jin still continued with his question and Kazuya was thinking if he should or shouldn’t tell him.
“And..it wasn’t like I expected.”
“….”
“All my friends told me their first kiss was really bad…and I am glad mine wasn’t like that.”
Jin placed once again the cold handkerchief on Kazuya’s forehead while kissing him for a second time.
“In what class are you Kazuya?”
“1 D…” embarrassed the younger one replied without even breathing, his big eyes looking at Jin.
In that moment Kazuya saw behind Jin’s back the other two boys that helped Jin destroy the opening ceremony.
“Jin we were looking for you...We have to go, Pi’s car came after us.” Ryo scolded.
Jin turned to his friends and then back to Kazuya.
“Okay I will come in a minute.” Jin told them but he was still facing the younger one.
The four of them walked to the school’s gate and while Pi and Ryo entered the car Jin slowly whispered in Kazuya’s ear.
“I will come looking for you tomorrow.” And with that their paths parted.
Inside the car Ryo and Pi looked really intense at Jin.
“Stop looking like that at me! I feel like you are going to make a hole inside my head with those intense stares!”
Jin turned around and he started looking at the window trying to avoid his friends, he was feeling so good and he didn’t want to ruin his mood with his stupid friends.
“Pi…you know I hope he won’t dump him as fast as he did with the others.”
Kazuya’s way to home was the best he ever had. He was so happy and he was singing and strange people were looking at him. But he didn’t care at all. That night he knew he would have the best dream ever.
After that Jin really came after him and he pulled him out of his class room and out of the school and he stopped only when they entered the back school yard. And then he turned around to face Kazuya.
“Do you want to go out with me Kamenashi Kazuya?”
And after that day Kazuya was unglued from Jin. And Jin was really happy with that fact. In the first weeks they were so lovely dovey…every time they met they were kissing from the first minute to the last. Pi and Ryo were getting used to that. This was the beginning of their love story…it might`ve been too fast but they had both fallen in love at first sight…their souls clicked in an instant and became inseparable ever since.
~~**~~
One day everything crashed down over Pi`s, Ryo`s and Jin’s heads when their teacher announced the coming of the final exams.
At the same time three heads were falling hard on the tables.
“I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!”
“Life is cruel!”
“I don’t want to open a book!”
“You three back there! You should really start studying or else you will be forever seniors.”
Another round of cries started.
At the cafeteria Kazuya was looking for the three men.
After a good search Kazuya found them outside sitting near a tree. Slowly, slowly and carefully he approached them.
“Your plan is too crazy Jin!”
“Yeah but this is our only chance Pi…or do you want to start studying?”
And the next thing they knew Kazuya was around Jin’s neck kissing him and cuddling him.
“I was starting wondering were Kazuya was.”Pi said between hard laughters.
“What were you talking about?” Kazuya asked them and as soon the question landed Pi, Jin and Ryo started to feel agitated. After a few strange looks they told Kazuya everything.
“YOU WANT TO STEAL THE FINAL EXAM SUBJECTS???” Kazuya shouted in disbelief not understanding how his lover could think about such a stupid plan.
“Shhh someone might hear you!!” Jin brought up his pointer to his lips.
“It isn’t that big deal…we will copy them and after that we will pass easily.” Jin was already day dreaming with a big and stupid grin.
“No you can’t!” Kazuya panicked jumped over Jin and he started shacking him.
“What if you will get into trouble?”
“We won’t, come on Kazuya…get off of me!” Jin said capturing Kazuya’s chin with two of his fingers.
“Please baby understand us.”
“I can’t, you should study like all the students here.”
“But if I will have to start studying I won’t be able to spend time with you honey.” Kazuya looked at him really suspicions.
“I don’t think it will work.”
“What do you mean?” Jin said really intrigued.
“I mean you love me too much to stay away from me.” An embarrassed smile appeared on Kazuya’s face and he jumped hugging Jin.
“Okay..we won’t steal the exams…are you satisfied?” the older one waved the white flag while Pi and Ryo were troubled by his decision.
“Ahh Jin did you know what Oji-san keeps in his office?” Ryo said relaxing his head in Pi’s lap.
“No…what?” slightly curious Jin turned his head to where his two friends were sitting.
“I heard Oji-san has some sort of diamond in his office.”
“Ehhh?” now all of Jin’s attention was pointed to Ryo.
“And why didn’t I know about this?” arching his eyebrows Jin gave his friend a strange look.
“Because you are too stupid.”
“AAA I know about that rumor…”Kazuya talked moving his eyes from Jin to Ryo.
“I heard he went in Sahara to buy that diamond from a chief and I heard that if two persons touch that diamond their love will be eternal…or something like that.” As soon as Kazuya finished he turned his full attention to Jin’s cheek and he started kissing him.
“And what do you think about that rumor?” Pi asked Kazuya action that made the younger one stop once again from kissing Jin.
“I don’t know, I think it`s simply bullshit.”
“Why?”
“I don’t really believe in a rumor like this unless I see with my own eyes.” And after that the subject was closed for that day.
After they left Kazuya in front of his class Pi and Ryo transformed their smiles into zombie like faces.
“What is wrong with you two?” Jin slapped over his friends heads worriedly .
“We will have to start studying!!!” Pi screamed in Jin’s ear while Ryo was ready to punch Jin’s face.
“Why?” Jin looked at them not understanding.
“Because we have to?”
“Why? I mean we will go into Oji-san’s office to get the subjects….I don’t know why you still want to study.” Jin said walking a little slower with his head bent on his back with a big grin.
“EHHHH? BUT YOU SAID WE WON’T DO IT!!” Pi and Ryo both jumped on Jin trying to make the other one speak.
“I told you that because Kazuya was there, and I knew that I won’t be able to change Kazuya’s mind and make him agree to our plan.”
“We love youuu JINNNJINNNN!!!” Both started shouting all around the school until they arrived in front of their classroom.
“I am so glad you managed to find the classroom!” the furious teacher said with a lot of antipathy in his voice.
In the middle of the boring class Pi and Ryo were hard asleep while only Jin was thinking really intense.
When the bell rang Jin woke up his friends and he pulled them outside of the classroom even if they were as sleepy as a bear after waking up from a long hibernation.
When the next class started Pi and Ryo already knew the plan as when Jin started to talk about it,those two instantly snapped out of their sleepiness .
“God I hope Kazuya won’t find out.”
“Yea Jin if he will find out you will get into a lot of troubles with him.”
“Ohhh noo!!!!” Jin started to bite his nails as thousand of terrifying images started to fill his mind.
/If he will find out, he will get really, really, really angry…he won’t let me kiss him and touch him…!!!!!/
His subconscious was screaming inside his head knowing the painful times that might come.
“Oh come on Jin don’t be like this…even though he will find out, he loves you too much to not be glued to you for more than one day.”Yamapi stated.
The sobbing Jin hugged his best friend as he tried to calm himself down.
“Ohhh poor Jin what will you do knowing you won’t be able to grope Kame’s butt anymore?”
“Shut up Ryo!! If he won’t find out I will still be able to grope his cute butt.” Jin said with drool falling from his mouth.
“Eww you are a major perv!! After a few years we will see you in busses groping boys’ butts.”