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[highhorse]

I'm deleting some funny emails I've kept because...well, I don't know why, but I'm going to post some of them in my LJ.

From a jaded friend:

A man is like a pack of cards.

You need a Heart to love him, a Diamond to marry him, a Club to smash his fucking head in and a Spade to bury the bastard.

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[after_midnight]

Okay, I admit, that cracked my shit up. Oh, just so you know: jaded friends are the best. :D