Kubla Khan

[highlyinformed]

Grelle, if you leave the house this dusty I'm going to have to hire another maid. That costume isn't just for fun, there are strict guidelines and practices that accompany such an ensemble. If you refuse to abide by them, you'll have to wear the chef outfit again, and neither of us will want that

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[arsenic_alone]

I'm afraid that was a once in a lifetime opportunity. Maybe you can work it out with Desai that you'll get to relive that portion of your life without involving the rest of us.

[highlyinformed]

That's a shame.

[arsenic_alone]

That depends entirely on who you talk to. When you're ready to come out of your pipe dreams, let me know.

[highlyinformed]

Oh, I certainly will...

[poor_upbringing]

Dude, I couldn't get you payments while you were out of town!

I've got three of 'em in my savings account all ready for you, but I was six years old for the fourth one and in the fifth one we were in school and you owed me gas money!

[highlyinformed]

Grelle was available. You didn't think to deliver the money to my butler?

And aiya~ You must be mistaken. I've just gathered the amount in your account, but it's only worth two weeks? You have to consider the 14% interest, of course, that's very routine.

What is gas money?

[poor_upbringing]

Dude, you can't say you don't remember the week in high school! I drove you and Ran Mao around for way less than I make right now, and it wasn't until just at the end that I brought up needing some cash for all the fuel that was getting spent!

Uh, actually, it totally didn't occur to me to get the money to Grelle, I figured he she he she was too busy chasing after that other British butler dude... you told us both we had the time off!

[highlyinformed]

Are you sure that was me? Maybe it was another oriental.

Oh, did I? I was in something of a rush, is that what Ran Mao said?