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[highonwaves]

Tezuka-kun and Oishi-kun are encouraging an open discussion of relationships at the moment. So I thought I would weigh in and offer some advice.

• Don't fall in love
• Don't get into a relationship with your best friend
• Get a cute human pet instead, they're much more fun
• Make sure it's a pet you're not physically attracted to but are happy to grope and

Comments

[wannaponta]

I have one of those. Don't anticipate needing condoms.

[highonwaves]

Yes, you're very close to your human pet.

I have some spare condoms you can have anyway just in case. They'll probably fit.

[wannaponta]

I'll kindly donate them to Tezuka-senpai.

[highonwaves]

I imagine he'd really appreciate that donation. Make sure to include a card.

[zenzaitensai]

It sounds like you're saying "find someone with low self-esteem and lead them on until the end of time."

[highonwaves]

Do you think I'm leading you on, Mary-kun?

[zenzaitensai]

A "pet" with less intelligence might get the wrong idea. But I'm fine.

[highonwaves]

Oh no. What have I done that could be misinterpreted in that way? Is it the shrimp crisps?

[makehay]

That ..... wasn't quite what I meant. You should always respect other people, Hirakoba-kun.

[highonwaves]

I did tell you I didn't know much about healthy relationships and you said it was fine.

I do respect Mary-kun though.

[makehay]

I..... I did say that.

Uh right. So I guess that's good.

[highonwaves]

I know enough about safe sex though. But I would appreciate your guidance at this educational video night I'm apparently hosting nonetheless.

Although apparently kissing and groping people sends out the wrong message to them.

[applestocacti]

Perhaps you should host Oishi's suggested porn night video evening, Hirakoba-kun?

[highonwaves]

I'm considering the idea. I think Atobe-kun would be very happy at the idea of providing food and beverages for it as well. And we could have handy goodie bags for people to take away with them at the end.

[applestocacti]

Custom decorated food would be excellently done by Atobe. I hear Oishi has informative leaflets for the goodie bags.

[highonwaves]

I also have a friend who makes excellent cakes. I'm sure he could make a spread of penile shaped cupcakes or something.

Just as long as Oishi-kun goes through the leaflets at the night. Since most people just throw out the paper and advertisement in goodie bags and just keep the pens and whatnot.

[theunderburger]

So how do you know if you're in a relationship or you have a pet?

[highonwaves]

It depends on your feelings towards the subject.

And if they're human or a chicken, in your case.

[theunderburger]

JUST BECAUSE TAMMY-JO IS A CHICKEN, DOESN'T MEAN SHE DOESN'T HAVE FEELINGS!

Also, she's my daughter. I don't have those feelings towards her. What is wrong with you?

[highonwaves]

I like to keep an open mind on relationships.

So it's not a chicken. What are your feelings towards this human that may or may not be your pet?