Infernal Hail! Norsk Arysk Blak Metal! Rahhh!!

[highwaystar85]

Not Metal, Metal, and Black Metal

Not Metal: Cutting down a tree with a chainsaw
Metal: Cutting down a tree with an axe
Black Metal: Cutting down a tree with a BATTLE AXE

Not Metal: The Hundred-Acre Wood
Metal: Sherwood Forest
Black Metal: The Norwegian Forest

Not Metal: Alive
Metal: Dead
Black Metal: UNDEAD

Not Metal: Bunny
Metal: Evil Rabbit

Comments

[halecoberman]

I disagree. Wearing a crusifix, er...cross is VERY metal!

Black Sabbath, anyone?

Jesus hates Metal

[fenrirswrath]

Black Sabbath are a bunch of christian fags. Anyone who wears an un-inverted cross is also extremely gay and un-metal. I'm sorry but Jesus is not metal.

Re: Jesus hates Metal

[halecoberman]

I really hope you're kidding...

Re: Jesus hates Metal

[highwaystar85]

I love Black Sabbath personally but i still think crucifixes are not metal....and he isn't kidding, i know him.