It's actually quite practical

[highyella]

Sometimes the simplest things are the ones that elude us.

Walking home from the bus stop, it suddenly dawned on me why streetwalkers don't wear pantyhose.

Comments

[chreebomb]

hahahahaha!

l.o.l.

[chitinous]

Occam's Razor!

Re: l.o.l.

[highyella]

my epiphany pleased me

lol

[highyella]

sure, but in order for yout to have the most realistic experience I would have to charge for my services, of course....

and Miz Ginger Snapz don't come cheap.

heee hee sleazebag! =)

Re: lol

[kyooverse]

LOL I STILL don't see what Miz Ginger Snapz is gonna get outta dat while you're looking at her...

... I couldn't. I just COULDN'T.

Welcome to the kinder, gentler side of Q.

[kyooverse]

*covers mouth with left hand*

Oh, Syd... I dunno if I woulda admitted that. LOL

HOPEFULLY I will get to see you tomorrow.
Today is better than yesterday
My mind is really kinda mush here lately, holding onto the bare minimum. I am blond. I even had a dream that I was a blond and having to explain to you what happened and yes, it looked AWFUL and I had the nerve to perm it and flin... wait... I shouldn't admit that either.

[kyooverse]

LOL

I couldn't let her be not right alone. What are friends for?!

[highyella]

crazy-butt!

[thebigbadbutch]

The streetwalker you were checking out, did she at least have nice legs?

[highyella]

Umm they were toned, but she looked a little meth-ed out. There is a lot of that on Capitol Hill in Seattle. =(

And I wasn't "checking her out"....sheesh.