So I have a new girlfriend. She's a truck driver who handles a huge 18-wheeler. While she's driving she listens to Japanese language tapes and in her spare time practices the ukelele. She's extremely witty, and clever, and intelligent, and sexy as hell. "The Driver" is originally from Hawaii and of Chinese, Japanese, Hawaiian, and Portuguese
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Will you stop secretly hating me if I send you nekked pics? Or I'll tell you what the kitty-cat costume is for.
I need my i_dreamed_i_was in my life.
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But, yes, please do tell me what the costume is for.
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That's wonderful! And she's very pretty too.
P.S. Ask her who does her eyebrows. If she does them herself ask if she takes appointments cuz damn.
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