while you're stuffing your face...

[highyella]

Is your gf supposed to call you out for lying abt your weight on your license? I don't like it one bit. Blah and I'm breaking out real bad so it's like let's-point-out-all-your-physical-flaws day.

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Comments

[lizs18]

Um. Not ok.

[thebigbadbutch]

WOW Even I wouldn't do that. You should just make her drop you off in Phoenix and come stuff my face with your vagina instead. That'll teach her!

[anzu]

Isn't there some sort of commandment regarding "thou shalt not put actual weight on drivers licence due to possible future fluxuation"? I thought where where one is supposed to lie about weight (along with internet dating websites ;). Huh.