Two hunters walk into the woods. Out of the blue the first hunter collapses on the floor convulsing after a few seconds he lies still. The second hunter panics and dials 911 not knowing what to do. He starts yelling my friend just collapsed, I don't know what to do, oh my, what do I do, I think he is dead. The responder calmly says settle down the first thing you need to do is make absolutly sure that your friend is dead. The second hunter puts down the phone and in the backround the responder hears a gunshot. A few seconds later the hunter gets back on the line and say that is done what now?
A guy walks into a bar with his pet newt. The bartender says, "hey, what's your newt's name?" and the guy says, "Tiny." The bartender asks, "Why'd you name him Tiny?" and the guy responds, "Because he's my newt."
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hahaha it's so awful, i love it.
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