Haha, if I were male, I would have spontaneously combusted by now.

[hijenbyejen]

So yeah, I have used my music card to buy songs by Judy Garland, Julie Andrews, Barbra Streisand, and Liza Minnelli. I am so glad that I was born female. Oh my, it was so painful picking between my favorite Broadway tunes

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[ithinkin3d]

If you were male, you would have come out of the closet by now.

[nightmarekitten]

No, see, the closet would have been burned to the core of the earth by now. The closest thing to Jen's gay man closet would be a burnt hole in the ground, a beat-up rainbow flag the only thing marking its previous existence.