CRUSHED: Oh Snap!
Title: CRUSHED: Oh Snap!
Pairing: YunJae
Genre: romance, comedy, AU
Rating: PG-13
Length: oneshot
Summary: Yunho sends Jaejoong a snap.
Oh Snap!
Jaejoong was absolutely determined to stop looking like a fool in front of the love of his life. He was thinking of simple ways of approaching Yunho. All his attempts have been deemed as failures because it seemed like gravity and logic did not apply to him when he was within a 10 meter radius from the love of his life.
The young man with love problems was splayed across his bed when Heechul walked past his open bedroom door. His cousin was on the phone with Hangeng. They’ve gone out a few times but it wasn’t anything official. They just became close friends. But knowing Heechul there’s probably a lot of flirting involved. Heechul entered his own bedroom and Jaejoong sighed in longing. He was envious of Heechul and Hangeng’s progress which was basically his doing. “That ungrateful bitch didn’t even say thank you.” Jaejoong said to no one in particular.
Almost falling asleep with the onslaught of thoughts on how to get closer to Jung Yunho, he felt a vibration from under his pillow. No, it wasn’t a vibrator, it was his phone. He rolled off the pillow and reached for the piece of technology and unlocked it. There was a message from his best friend telling him to check his snapchat.
He opened the app and it showed that he had 5 unopened snaps. He swiped right to open them and he was surprised to see that Yunho had sent him a snap. He went back to messages to reply to Yoochun
To: Mate~
From: Soul~
Message: WTF did you doooo??? >.<
To: Soul~
From: Mate~
Message: Just open it. You can thank me later ;)
Jaejoong went back to snapchat and opened the other snaps first before Yunho’s. He was so excited and nervous at the same time, so he opened all the other snaps first.
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Jaejoong took a deep breath in order to prepare himself for what Yunho sent him.
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He swore his eyes almost popped out of their sockets. He couldn’t think straight for a second then realized that there was only 1 second left before the snap was gone forever and immediately took a screenshot of the snap. It was too late when he realized that the other person would be notified that he took a screenshot. He panicked and his potty mouth started to rage again. “Shit, shit, shit!!!!”
He couldn't keep still as he tried to look for a comfortable position for flailing over his feels.
“That was so stupid.”
“FUCK. ME.”
“How do I undo this? What do I tell him? He’s gonna think I’m a weirdo. Fuck you Yoochun!!”
“Why would Yoochun tell him to send me a snap???”
“Why isn’t it a selfie?”
“Why does it look stolen?”
“What the actual fuck?”
In the midst of his panic, he noticed a notification that showed Yunho sent him a message on snapchat.
UKNOWTIME
| Hey, Jaejoong. Whatever that snap was, I didn’t send it.
| That was Changmin. He borrowed my phone.
| What did he send you?
ME
| Just a selfie. Lol. xD
Jaejoong thanked all the gods he knew that he didn’t say something stupid.
UKNOWTIME
| Oh. Alright.
| So… What’s up?
Well, the gods suddenly just stopped guiding him. He went with his first instinct and sent a snap back.
When the little arrow that indicated the snap had been sent appeared, he went in a panic again. “Oh shit! Did I look good in that picture? Why the fuck didn’t I check????”
He got a notification that Yunho took a screenshot of his photo, too.
“OH MY GOOOOOD!!!!! He just fucking took a god-damn screenshot of my shitty as fuck snap!!!!” He was having a mini heart attack and rolled on his bed, screamed on his pillow and got a “Shut up!” from the other room. When he finally gathered his wits, he sent a follow-up message.
ME
| What are you up to? /:)
uknowtime
Yunho replied with a selfie of himself and again, he couldn’t help but save the photo. “JFC!!!!! How does he expect me to fucking breathe with all this cuteness he’s sending!!!!”
Another snap was sent and it was a video of the soccer team chilling and drinking in Junsu’s house. It was their last chill day before their deadly training starts for the next season.
He thought long and hard of what to reply to Yunho. He double checked and triple checked his spelling just to be super sure he wouldn’t look like an idiot once again.
A/N: Yay! I finally updated. I promise I'll try to find time to update more. I have a lot of new fic ideas. I hope my muse doesn't go against me. Lol. I'm planning on writing a bunch of oneshots and drabbles. Please look forward to those, and please pray for my soul that I'LL BE ABLE TO WRITE THEM. LOL. I hope you enjoy this chapeter. Comments are deeply appreciated. :)
Pairing: YunJae
Genre: romance, comedy, AU
Rating: PG-13
Length: oneshot
Summary: Yunho sends Jaejoong a snap.
Oh Snap!
Jaejoong was absolutely determined to stop looking like a fool in front of the love of his life. He was thinking of simple ways of approaching Yunho. All his attempts have been deemed as failures because it seemed like gravity and logic did not apply to him when he was within a 10 meter radius from the love of his life.
The young man with love problems was splayed across his bed when Heechul walked past his open bedroom door. His cousin was on the phone with Hangeng. They’ve gone out a few times but it wasn’t anything official. They just became close friends. But knowing Heechul there’s probably a lot of flirting involved. Heechul entered his own bedroom and Jaejoong sighed in longing. He was envious of Heechul and Hangeng’s progress which was basically his doing. “That ungrateful bitch didn’t even say thank you.” Jaejoong said to no one in particular.
Almost falling asleep with the onslaught of thoughts on how to get closer to Jung Yunho, he felt a vibration from under his pillow. No, it wasn’t a vibrator, it was his phone. He rolled off the pillow and reached for the piece of technology and unlocked it. There was a message from his best friend telling him to check his snapchat.
He opened the app and it showed that he had 5 unopened snaps. He swiped right to open them and he was surprised to see that Yunho had sent him a snap. He went back to messages to reply to Yoochun
To: Mate~
From: Soul~
Message: WTF did you doooo??? >.<
To: Soul~
From: Mate~
Message: Just open it. You can thank me later ;)
Jaejoong went back to snapchat and opened the other snaps first before Yunho’s. He was so excited and nervous at the same time, so he opened all the other snaps first.
1215thexiahtic
real_pcy
taeminnie18
choi_seung_hyun_tttop
Jaejoong took a deep breath in order to prepare himself for what Yunho sent him.
uknowtime
He swore his eyes almost popped out of their sockets. He couldn’t think straight for a second then realized that there was only 1 second left before the snap was gone forever and immediately took a screenshot of the snap. It was too late when he realized that the other person would be notified that he took a screenshot. He panicked and his potty mouth started to rage again. “Shit, shit, shit!!!!”
He couldn't keep still as he tried to look for a comfortable position for flailing over his feels.
“That was so stupid.”
“FUCK. ME.”
“How do I undo this? What do I tell him? He’s gonna think I’m a weirdo. Fuck you Yoochun!!”
“Why would Yoochun tell him to send me a snap???”
“Why isn’t it a selfie?”
“Why does it look stolen?”
“What the actual fuck?”
In the midst of his panic, he noticed a notification that showed Yunho sent him a message on snapchat.
UKNOWTIME
| Hey, Jaejoong. Whatever that snap was, I didn’t send it.
| That was Changmin. He borrowed my phone.
| What did he send you?
ME
| Just a selfie. Lol. xD
Jaejoong thanked all the gods he knew that he didn’t say something stupid.
UKNOWTIME
| Oh. Alright.
| So… What’s up?
Well, the gods suddenly just stopped guiding him. He went with his first instinct and sent a snap back.
When the little arrow that indicated the snap had been sent appeared, he went in a panic again. “Oh shit! Did I look good in that picture? Why the fuck didn’t I check????”
He got a notification that Yunho took a screenshot of his photo, too.
“OH MY GOOOOOD!!!!! He just fucking took a god-damn screenshot of my shitty as fuck snap!!!!” He was having a mini heart attack and rolled on his bed, screamed on his pillow and got a “Shut up!” from the other room. When he finally gathered his wits, he sent a follow-up message.
ME
| What are you up to? /:)
uknowtime
Yunho replied with a selfie of himself and again, he couldn’t help but save the photo. “JFC!!!!! How does he expect me to fucking breathe with all this cuteness he’s sending!!!!”
Another snap was sent and it was a video of the soccer team chilling and drinking in Junsu’s house. It was their last chill day before their deadly training starts for the next season.
He thought long and hard of what to reply to Yunho. He double checked and triple checked his spelling just to be super sure he wouldn’t look like an idiot once again.
A/N: Yay! I finally updated. I promise I'll try to find time to update more. I have a lot of new fic ideas. I hope my muse doesn't go against me. Lol. I'm planning on writing a bunch of oneshots and drabbles. Please look forward to those, and please pray for my soul that I'LL BE ABLE TO WRITE THEM. LOL. I hope you enjoy this chapeter. Comments are deeply appreciated. :)