Ok, well first off, I smoke and drink coffee like all the time! Look at my teeth!
Opps, I mean here he is!
Well, don't get me wrong, I really like him, but our relationship gets a little... awkward at times...
Also, I feel like he NEVER pays attention to me, he always just seems like he doesn't really care..
So, because I feel deprived of my own relationship needs, I try to capture his attention by being punk!
Or maybe giving him a peep show, I heard he's into yellow?!
But nothing seemed to work..It's just exausting!
And you ALL know what I do when I get upset..
::says seductively:: But, don't get me wrong, he's sooo sexy!
I always masturbate when he's on tour!
or just have sex with girls..
I accidentally let out a little secret.. but nobody seemed to notice!
Joels always destracted with something! DO you think it's another girl???
Probably not!
Well, that's all I have to say, thanks for listening!