Do you know what I think is rude ( Read more... )

So My Gallbladder attacked me on Saterday night!
I had to drive myself to the ER!
Next time I have a barbeque, I will be grilling CELERY!!!
Yeah right, Barbeque ribs are totally worth having to have an organ removed.
Public notice: BArbeque at my house on Saterday!

SAraHHH ( Read more... )

CAT BOULDER! Sarah, CAT BOULDER. mawahahahahahaha

So, I coughed so hard on saturday, I couldnt breath, so I put my head down, but I kept coughing.and choking. and I BLEW OUT MY EYE!!! well, not really, but i burst a major blood vessel in one eye and it is all red, quite disgusing, alsoI burst little capilaries around my eyes, so i am the spotted woman, FUN! See sarah I am fun.....AND ( Read more... )

Mamogram scheduled, next friday. Yay.
isnt that where they put your boob in a machine, squish it flat, and look inside it?
doesnt that sound like a ton o fun.

What I meant to say is we both filed for divorce today, yay!
KAtie call me please, We NEEEEED you to Serve the divorce papers on Danelle.YOu owe me anyway for borrowing my brand new with the tag still on sparkly shirt, and then never calling me.(although my phone was disconected)

Roadan is a Psycho. Seriosly ( Read more... )

So my Dad and Brother are here again. So Chris-to-blob will be taking over the living room once again, its a beautiful picture really Chris laying in front of the TV ( which is on full volume) soda cans layimg all around him, not to mention slim fast cans (He says it tastes like a milkshake so he drinks 3 at a time, too bad there mine) Dog poop ( Read more... )

Old people are so funny,
"Dont tell anybody I farted and ill give you a dollar"......Hazel, 96 years old.
(and people say my job is not cool)