It's essentially just a list of gripes about how everyone who doesn't live in my house is awful.

[hill_the_khore]

Even in the most dire of circumstances, messing with another person's property is rarely acceptable. However, I've compiled a list of circumstances under which I feel that you absolutely must take matters into your own hands and do something.

1. You're over at a friend's house and notice that every single stick of butter he owns is in the

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Fridge butter people are the unforgivable worst.

[pisceandreamer]

1. Get that friend a Butter Bell!!

2. Eat the Velveeta. Preferably combined with salsa or RoTel.

3. Rather than damage the sign, just go get some paint and fix it.