Holy, holy, holy crap. I just bought my own personal version of A Public Affair, and you can too. It has already been worth far, far, more than $1 in the joy it has brought to my life. I want all the versions, including "Buttahman", "Hiram", and "Ester". LOVES it ( Read more... )

Whole Foods was out of bean sprouts? What kind of crunchy, tree hugging excuse for a "whole foods" store doesn't carry freakin' bean sprouts!?!?!?!? Worthless ( Read more... )

Quote:

"when you're in a pagent, and you don't like the Queen or you're best friends with the first runner up, you and all the girls that didn't win always wish the Queen gets pregnant."

MTV's Tiara Girls

I love wishing hate babies on beauty queens!

So, of course I'm completely obsessed with with My Super Sweet 16 on MTV. Its ok, because the New York Times validates my obsession. Anyway, tonight's new episode--Chelsi with an i (wtf?)--not only does some kid knock over her $800 cake on purpose (ouch), but her Nubra is sticking out of her "toga" dress the entire night. For those of you not in ( Read more... )

Life Lesson #1:
Do not plan on going back to your parents house after Vodka Communion.

Life Lesson #2:
In fact, just do not go to Vodka Communion in general.

Gah, what a weekend.

Ok, there is no nastier surprise than going into the kitchen for a nice, sugary bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch, and pouring foul-looking all-cinnamon toast crunches before looking at the box and seeing....

( the horror! )

Since the news station deemed curling, "one of the two hot sports at the Winter Olympics this year" (the other being Snowboarding), I decided to read up on it.

WERE YOU AWARE:
There are separate Men's and Women's curling medals ( Read more... )

While I truly appreciate the beautiful weather today (60 and breezy), ITS FUCKING JANUARY. Where is my snow? Why can't I wear the cute scarves I knitted this winter? And my adorable faux-fur mukluks--practical and fashionable in a heavy snow!?!?! Please get your shit together before summer, because I sure as hell don't want a 120-degree July ( Read more... )

So, I'll admit it, I never pay attention to Figure Skating in non-Olympic years. I try to care, but I always miss Nationals, etc, etc...

Anyway, this being 2006 I'm TOTALLY OBSESSED WITH BOTH ICE DIARIES AND THE OLYMPICS. Speaking of, let's all stop jizzing all over Sasha Cohen. She's kinda weird looking ( Read more... )

( If whining is a form of zen... )