I've seen the future, and its wrapped in bacon

[hillsidemike]

Ladies and gentlemen, its official... i are a moron. Tonight i ran into... no, wait, tonight i was viciously attacked by a stationary pole. A street sign to be precise. On the way to my van at exactly 11:37 p.m. while I was admiring the trailer on Ozma's van, a steel pole jumped out of nowhere and brutally acosted me. These things are meant for

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man oh man

[theillest]

what is wrong with you man. i knew you were a clumbsy guy but god. i guess it takes all kinds either way youll be on my desktop and mind big boy keep that head up!

[victoryspirit]

i remember you i met you at that free phantom show a million billion years ago and lost touch with you hillside folk. i saw you at postal and thought, wow he looks familiar! oh wait i know that kid!