There are some things you take for granted as never likely to happen and I'm afraid the news rather confirms that at least some of them do. Surprisingly, it was Aneki who told me to check the news and I half suspected she was attempting to hint at a new story idea until I saw it for myself.
What is the appropriate protocol for behaviour in such a situation, I wonder? My family seems to assume it is to call me often enough to make sure the occurence isn't contagious.
Shishido, there is a phone in the microwave. It's best left un-nuked.