... No Wrath Like A Woman Scorned

[himitsunotsuki]

My charming elder sister is going through a rather lovely phase which involves the throwing of somewhat expensive drawing equipment at any who happen to cross her path- equipment that may or may not be loaded with ink and/or toner. I rather liked that shirt My fine friends and relatives in the Kansai region are best warned should they come across

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[bluntwordtrauma]

Did she finally realize her art traumatizes people?

[himitsunotsuki]

If only we were so lucky, Hikaru.

[bluntwordtrauma]

Keep insulting it and she'll keep pelting you with her supplies until she runs out and moves on to knitting or something normal.

[himitsunotsuki]

... You do realise that a change in her hobby could lead her to sending you and Kenya body-pillows shaped like each other.

[playful_heir]

'A woman scorned' ... what happened to your lovely sister? I hope no one broke her heart.

[himitsunotsuki]

I rather share that hope for the sake of the soul who had the misfortune to do so... Unfortunately we Oshitaris have a certain penchant for not being forthcoming with what's on our minds so I fear it will be some time before I know why I'm being pelted with charcoal.

[playful_heir]

Shall I offer my assistance with calling her to see how my favourite female Oshitari is doing? I'd hate for you to undergo such abuse all summer and return to school with black smudges stained into your skin.

[himitsunotsuki]

Mm, I'm certain hearing your silky Aussie tones will do wonders for her apparently unsettled mind, but I do want to try some homemade remedies first.

Though I shall assure you that I intend to take every precaution to keep my skin from harm; I am rather attached to it.

[silverfromsteel]

Oh, dear. You're not hurt, are you, Yuushi-sama?

[himitsunotsuki]

Only my pride Not particularly, Ohtori-kun. She is fortunately not too keen on oil painting.

[silverfromsteel]

Oh, good. What has oil painting to do with it? I don't suppose you've any idea what upset her so?

[himitsunotsuki]

Theories range far and wide, Ohtori-kun. Perhaps she learned not all men are closet homosexuals.

[speedthrulife]

I vote we skip town until she's over it. >.>

[himitsunotsuki]

I admit the idea sounds tempting, but I do want to try and force the reason for her irritability out of her first. Care to come and help the endeavour?

[speedthrulife]

Yeah, sure. I'll come help.

[serving_u]

Could be boy trouble... Want me to prepare some ice cream and brownies for you to take to her as a peace offering?

I'm getting tired of getting ink and stuff off you and your clothes. And she's really scary when she's in a bad mood

ooc: Shishido is back from his family trip to Korea. I'm sure he returned with the by now traditional gifts of super bright coloured clothes that you say Kpop stars wear. Along with some real souvenirs. Plus pictures and stories.

[himitsunotsuki]

As in boys-found-out-about-her-demented-obsession? I don't think even comfort food would make it through the warzone safely.

[serving_u]

I was thinking more like a-boy-broke-her-heart-and-now-she-hates-all-men sort of thing.

I thought all girls loved chocolate and ice cream when they were feeling down... We'll need a new battle plan. We can put you in a frilly dress or something. That might distract her for a bit.

[himitsunotsuki]

I was not aware that her heart was breakable at all.

I'd much rather you put on the frilly dress, Shishido, really.