Reasons why I STILL work at THF

[himjosh89]

Presenting a dialogue from tonight's "Holiday Nights."

Me: Well we have hot apple cider and a mulled apple cider which has a shot of dark rum in it.
Woman: Ooooh I'll have that!
Me: (grabs drink) Okay, I'll just need to see your ID.
Woman: Why? Oh no I want the normal cider!
Me: [Fucking douche face! (in head)] Here you go m'am, Merry Christmas! (to

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[freckles86]

Hahahaha people are morons. I'm working at that on Saturday and Sunday, I'm pretty sure they're going to stick me as a map-hander-outer by the fountain. IT IS SO COLD.