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A "REAL" Entry? Holy kljdahfg k! *falls on the floor*
FYI, the next time any of you are bored to the MAX I highly suggest going through your archives. It is incredibly amusing and is a sure-fire way to induce bittersweet nostalgia! After all, isn't that what LiveJournal was initially intended for? Oh my bad, I forgot of the catty bitching...
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did YOU know...
diabetics are more prone to infection therefore some salon's refuse to wax them? -
You know what grinds my gears?
Okay so I get this e-mail on CHRISTMAS EVE telling me how the section for a class THAT I NEED TO TAKE FOR THE ENGLISH MAJOR is canceled. I'm like, "okay this isn't a big deal I'll just sign up for another section." WRONG! Because it's two weeks after everyone's registered so EVERYTHING is full. It also doesn't help that English is the THIRD MOST ( Read more... ) -
Reasons why I STILL work at THF
Presenting a dialogue from tonight's "Holiday Nights."
Me: Well we have hot apple cider and a mulled apple cider which has a shot of dark rum in it.
Woman: Ooooh I'll have that!
Me: (grabs drink) Okay, I'll just need to see your ID.
Woman: Why? Oh no I want the normal cider!
Me: [Fucking douche face! (in head)] Here you go m'am, Merry Christmas! (to ( Read more... ) -
"Toy Contains Date Rape Drug"
There is nothing like walking 20 minutes in Dickens-esque cold, rushing through an exam, and walking back in the freezing abyss to wake you up when you're running on three hours of sleep and a blueberry poptart! WHOOOOOO fuckety fuck fuck fuckers filbbertigiblet! WHOOO! -
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Josh really wants to be a theatre major someone slap him before he turns into hobo... -
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Today I rode the bus to my job interview and all I could think of was that Rosie O'Donnel movie. I wanted to buy a toilet seat... -
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It really has been too long since I've updated on this thing. I really don't think "blogging's" for me. The collegiate mantra has invaded my online routine and I pretty much only check my Facebook regularly. (I was even thinking about deleting my Myspace! *gasp*) I wouldn't worry though, Myspace and Livejournal are my sole means of stalking you ( Read more... ) -
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Well...yesterday my "Legally Blonde" and "Altar Boyz" soundtracks came in the mail. Yes...FABULOUS. Can someone check in a few weeks to make sure I've been feeding myself and that my earbuds haven't become permanently enlodged in my ear canal. 'Cause seriously, my ipod is like an appendage listening to this stuff.
Damn! I can't get over it! *gushes*
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Seeing as how I'm out of school and The Henry Ford has generously screwed up my schedule this week, I have been reduced to reading Harry Potter (I have plenty of other books but why on Earth would I read those?).
Upon my receiving a more sophisticated literary sense from Mrs. Hunt and AP Lit I am shocked to realize how simple these books are. My ( Read more... )