I have two options, really.  I'm either breaking through to a new level of awareness, or I'm going clinically insane.  Sounds like a hell of a choice, right?

I've been hallucinating.  Or maybe I'm not.  I mean, it's not a hallucination in some senses.  I'm starting to see things, things that I don't believe are there, yet I see them nonetheless.  ( Read more... )

HARK, I HAVE BEEN GIVEN PROVIDENCE.  NO, I'M NOT FUCKING TALKIN' ABOUT RHODE ISLAND ( Read more... )

I spent most of this morning cleaning a grill we cooked on last weekend while camping.  It was absolutely covered in ash, grease, and pollen.  But that shit is fucking SPARKLING now.  I am the master, cleaning faster than disaster comes to pass... er... I'm bad at rhymes. :-(  I may have ruined my boots doing that though... verdict's still out ( Read more... )

So today, I had the honor of saving the life of a puppy.  A 15-year-old blind, deaf puppy ( Read more... )

School is almost over now, and it has been... interesting.  VERY BUSY, but overall pretty good (The one exception being my lab final in A&P, which I did fine on, but it was the worst setup ever.  Basically, we were given only 5 seconds to answer each question which required us to look at a model, read the question, and choose from the answers, each ( Read more... )

Rather than posting something entirely relevent to my current situation, I will post on this.

You probably already know what I'm talking about, but I need to let you know just in case.

http://blog.wired.com/cars/2008/02/the-nissan-cube.html

and look at the starting price

http://www.tonkinwilsonvillenissan.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=content.cube

Dear lord ( Read more... )

I've been going over my own LJ entries, as well as those of my friends.

And I can't remember shit.

What the fuck is wrong with my brain?

So I am actually not upset about not having someone to bone love this V-Day.  I'm not really the cynical type, so I'll forgo the whole D-Day comparison with casualties and needless losses and shit like that ( Read more... )

I've been sick for over a week now, and am still not fully recovered.  On the plus side, I think I'm finally done with the coughing fits the likes of which could wake the dead, throw off a bat's sonar, and possibly beach whales.  On the downside, everything still hurts like a thousand fists came crashing down against me, smothering me in their ( Read more... )

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!!! =D


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