I guess alot of stuff has happened in the 3 months since I last updated this Livejournal Unit. If you have anything to eat on hand, then do so and read some of this. I think this update goes especially well with all varieties of beef, though chicken accompanies it quite nicely if its been marinated in mojo ( Read more... )

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VALENTINE RELATED, PART 1 ( Read more... )

THE RECENT FEBRUARY MORNINGS HAVE BEEN PRETTY BRUTAL BECAUSE HEATHER JUST HAD TO HAVE HER SWEATER BACK ( Read more... )

OKAY OKAY ITS BEEN ALMOST 100 DAYS SINCE THE FATEFUL MY LITTLE CAT DIED ( Read more... )

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MAN IT'S BEEN SUCH A WHILE SINCE I LAST WROTE IN THIS THING. I THINK MY DAD WANTS ME TO MOVE OUT NOW, SO MAYBE ILL HAVE MY OWN PLACE SOON. THAT WOULD BE AWESOME BUT IM GOING TO NEED ANOTHER JOB SO MAYBE IF SOMEONE AT YOUR WORK DIES LET ME KNOW.

MY KITTEN DIED.

R.I.P. VINNIE

WHY...DID THEY DISCONTINUE FIREBIRDS/CAMAROS WHEN THEY ARE THE NICEST LOOKING CARS ON EARTH, IS IT BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT GAY ENOUGH LIKE THE GAY 350ZGAYGAYGAY ( Read more... )

*DUDE I WAS WALKING AROUND IN THE HURRICANE LIKE 20 MINUTES AGO AND I STARTED FLYING ABOVE THE GROUND ( Read more... )