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[himynameisfil2]

Strange story, so i'm about to order pizza today right? And I was all like "mmmm i'm gonna have delivery" so i was about to call them but...

When i went to flip over my phone to dial, it was my freakin car keys.  Now, this wouldn't normally make me freak out... but those car keys totally stumped me for my phone, i didn't see it comeing at all.  I

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[bassdude7]

That's why you put them in separate pockets ;)