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Excercise 1
Excercise 2
Excercise 3
Excercise 4
1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public
5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way
6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter
7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message
8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant
9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a damn word you're saying
10. Ahhh...I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again
11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid
12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers
13. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a damn
14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth (so my line)
15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you
16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view
17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist
18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental
19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant
21. Congratulations, you have officially earned the Dumber Than a Box of Rocks Award
22. You know the acronym behind your name won't keep me from kicking your ass in the parking lot
23. And your cry-baby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
24. Do I look like a people person?
25. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting
26. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left
27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer
28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed
30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed
31. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality
32. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door
33. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses
35. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
36. Chaos, panic & disorder - my work here is done
37. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
38. I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted a salary
39. Who lit the fuse on your tampon? (HAHA)
40. Oh I get it... like humour... but different.