affleck alert!

[hip_o_crit]

i was bitchy to one casey affleck yesterday.
he ordered tea and didn't drink it, that bitch!
he was good looking and sounded british, but i thought him american.
his (presumed) kid threw spaghetti everywhere.
i hate his 'tude.
i love his celebrity.
fin.

Comments

[smellyboots]

why didn't you tell me this today?

i am jealous.

i love casey almost as much as i love ryan.