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[hipgrip]

Saturday night I stepped on a blender blade, tracked blood all over the living room, and then finally sat down to check my heel because I felt like there was something stuck to it, like popcorn. It was then that I saw the gaping wound, the blood everywhere, and went huh. It didn't hurt at all and in fact I could barely feel it, which is new, since

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[freak_in_need]

Wait, a blender blade? Like, from a blender? What was dismantled blender doing on the floor of your living room?