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[hipgunslinger]

The "Writer's Block" help question on the front of livejournal tonight asks "What's the worst movie you've ever seen

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[joey_sleaze]

Freddie Got Fingered

[hipgunslinger]

It's indescribably bad. From the lack of any acting talent from any of the cast, to the set locations I'm sure numbers no more than three (with three location shots I can remember), to the *WRETCHED* dialogue, there is not a single redeeming feature of this movie.
It is *so* bad, that some time after its release, the writer/director/producer/lead actor suddenly changed his publicity song and started telling everybody it was a comedy.
The trailer doesn't seem to think so.
It has completely changed the connotation of the genre "disaster movie" for me. In that now when I hear the words "disaster movie" I am unable to think of anything other than The Room.

[shelovesjurgen]

lol why do people keep recommending it to me then

[hipgunslinger]

Because people have finally taken the "so bad, it's funny" social movement TOO FAR. It's an awful abortion... Imagine a man and a girl who are together break up, and the man decides to vindicate himself by making a movie about it where he is the nicest man in the world and she cheats on him and lies about him with no visible motivation JUST SO the man in real life could have something to show to people to say "See? See? THAT'S what she did to me."

Also put in WAY TOO MUCH softcore porn and make the lead actor a misshapen creation with an undiscernable accent who has as much charisma as a bowl of yesterday's cheerios.
It REEKS of simplified romanticised/villainized personal experience.
And that doesn't even include the "playing footbal" scene...

[shelovesjurgen]

ugh why do people like softcore and romanticized/villainized personal experience

[hipgunslinger]

Headtrauma.
It's the only thing that explains it all adequately to me.