Your Penis is REALLY FUCKING HUGE
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I love that sound the computer makes when you empty out your recycle bin.

Your results:
You are Lex Luthor
Lex Luthor
76%
The Joker
75%
Dr. Doom
69%
Apocalypse
65%
Magneto
64%
Mr. Freeze
64%
Riddler
64%
Kingpin
63%
Catwoman
58%
Juggernaut
57%
Mystique
57%
Green Goblin
57%
Venom
49%
Dark Phoenix
45%
Poison Ivy
40%
Two-Face
25%

A brilliant businessman on a quest for world domination and the self-proclaimed ( Read more... )

Three years back, and I remember when we were first dating rather clearly. We were such an innocent couple, just going out to get coffee, see a movie, arcade, school shindigs, whatever we could do to be together. I remember when she had first told me that she might move to San Diego with her grandmother, I was pretty bummed seeing as how we hadnt ( Read more... )

WTF should I get for my grandma for christmas???

*Hangs self*

:P

Wow...

So upon checking my credit score I realized that my credit isnt as shitty as I thought. Im actually in the "fair" category which is great considering how irresponsible I was with money for all of 2003-2005. Im pretty excited about this because now that Im making great money at my job (sup two 5.5% wage increases in the past two months) I can ( Read more... )

I have the best girlfriend in the fucking world...

I got kicked out of my last place because YOU didnt have your half of the rent on time. That was all the reason she needed to make an eviction notice. 1400$ to family is fine and dandy, but YOU need to take care of YOUR RESPONSIBILITIES before helping someone else out. I wiser decision would have been to NOT screw the person over who decided to ( Read more... )