Portable MacGyver pack

[hipikat]

So I accidentally bought an iPad

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[ataxi]

EPIRB, fake passports (Canada, Zimbabwe), a lightweight all-purpose lock, and something that emits a useful amount of light.

[justadecoy]

Keyring sized torch, preferably hand crank powered.

[leemur]

Flash drive containing password encrypted scans of important documents.

[akire_yta]

adaptors?

[shrydar]

1-2mm inelastic rope (a travel washing line will do at a pinch). Great for jury rigging repairs to accelerator cables that have detached from the pedal in the back blocks of the Scottish highlands.

Travelwash (for washing your hands in the absence of water)

I'd recommend an Enjo indoor miracle for the small cloth. Fantastic for cleaning screens.

Paperclip (great for changing iPhone SIMs - can't be arsed checking the nearest iPad to see if the same holds true for those).