Coffee Black and Egg White

[hipness]

I got fired on Donald Trump's birthday. How appropriate

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[mree]

i could do SOOOO much damage with my wheelchair. and i'll take daisy and joe with me. i have a walker and a pair of crutches they can use!

MWAHAHAHAH.

anything for kim's baked goods.

[hipness]

Hey, great idea! You get extra cake for your ingenuity!

[bloodtail]

:( sorry to hear that. It's really hard to imagine you having an "attitue problem".. in fact, downright impossible. Well, it's totally their loss!! D=<

I don't know how I can break shoes but maybe I'll just try ;D

[bloodtail]

....wait a sec, do they sell shoes? lol I'm having memory problems

[hipness]

No no, they sell home decor items (vases, statues, candles, etc). Lots of breakables in there!

Thanx for the ego boost, Clarice :)

how come they won't make you pay for it?

[entome]

No

"You break,
You pay"

rhymes posted around the store?

Re: how come they won't make you pay for it?

[hipness]

Nope, Bowring never makes customers pay for broken items. They're more concerned with providing outstanding customer service than losing money.

[nee_m]

Aw no worries.

Take comfort in the fact that your manager is some women destined to work at Bowring forever.

In any case - you can work at Winners with me!!

*nods*

[hipness]

How is Winners, anyway? I did pick up an application form there months ago, but the redhead lady at Customer Service made some racially offensive remark that turned me off big-time.

[nee_m]

Really? What did she say? *scoff*

Did she have short or long hair? How bitchy.

That turns me off too. Ugh.

UGH!

Now more than ever I wish I had that Musicmakers job.

And Winners is a crackpot hellhole. But then I guess every job a person of my age can get isn't exactly heaven.

The guy I trained with, James, whom I love....he's quitting. I'm devastated!!

Comfort me? Haha

[hipness]

Well, I went to Customer Service to pick up an application form and I decided to fill it out right at the counter to save myself the extra trip. The middle-aged woman with the long, curly red hair took the liberty of helping me with my application, even though I did not ask. "'Expected Salary?'" she said. "Just put down a price range, like $7-10." I thought she was being pretty helpful until she added, "And just look around the room! There's PLENTY of equal opportunity here!" I walked right out.

Sorry to hear you hate Winners, but hey, at least you're putting some cash in your pocket. And hey, nothing like a staff discount to get you through those hard times!

i would..

[anonymous]

but i think they might recognize me...
-1 800 doctorb

Re: i would..

[hipness]

Yeah, don't go there...I'll bake you lots of cake anyway.